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Wider Wargaming => Genre/Period Discussion => Ancients to Renaissance (3000BC - 1680) => Topic started by: FierceKitty on 08 February 2015, 08:30:48 AM

Title: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: FierceKitty on 08 February 2015, 08:30:48 AM
Mainly thanks to an ineffectual-looking unit of horse-archers who were in the way of recoiling chariots and the crown prince. That, and the effect of lots more armour among the hosts of Assur, proved too much for the Gyppies.
The price of Akkadian-Coptic phrasebooks has just rocketed in Thebes.
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Post by: FierceKitty on 08 February 2015, 08:31:55 AM
Sorry, no camera at hand today. Shall photograph the next battle.
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Post by: FierceKitty on 10 February 2015, 12:12:59 PM
...which is now in the setting-up phase. Little lady commanding the Assyrians.
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 10 February 2015, 12:51:07 PM
D'oh!
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Post by: Orcs on 10 February 2015, 01:04:06 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 10 February 2015, 12:12:59 PM
...which is now in the setting-up phase. Little lady commanding the Assyrians.

I hope your not letting the little Lady win in order to ingratiate yourself and thereby win favours in the bedroom !! :-\ :-\

Would you stoop so low ?  - probably  :d
Title: Re: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: FierceKitty on 10 February 2015, 02:40:51 PM
We attended to marital duties before martial ones, thank you for the vote of confidence in my morals and masculinity.

Draw. Morale cracked on both sides. Sea people mercenaries did good service on a downhill charge onto Assyrian spearmen, and the chariotry took advantage of a level field to outflank and break several northern units, and their Midianite friends too. But each of us had opted for a strong left wing, and her cavalry under Prince Sargon were rolling up my archers at the same time as my elite chariots were duffing up Asurbanipal IX and his heavies. Losses were heavy enough on both sides to require morale tests.

Pictures will follow anon.
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 10 February 2015, 02:49:56 PM
Cool. Look forwards to it...
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Post by: getagrip on 10 February 2015, 03:16:38 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 10 February 2015, 02:40:51 PM
We attended to marital duties before martial ones, thank you for the vote of confidence in my morals and masculinity.

Draw. Morale cracked on both sides. Sea people mercenaries did good service on a downhill charge onto Assyrian spearmen, and the chariotry took advantage of a level field to outflank and break several northern units, and their Midianite friends too. But each of us had opted for a strong left wing, and her cavalry under Prince Sargon were rolling up my archers at the same time as my elite chariots were duffing up Asurbanipal IX and his heavies. Losses were heavy enough on both sides to require morale tests.

Pictures will follow anon.

Love a battle that sort of wheels round itself; you're never quite sure who's going to win  ;)
Title: Re: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: FierceKitty on 10 February 2015, 03:59:18 PM
It's late; I'm not trying to tell a story.
Title: Re: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: FierceKitty on 10 February 2015, 04:00:27 PM
A few more.
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Post by: FierceKitty on 10 February 2015, 04:02:54 PM
And the line's breaking up.
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Post by: Bodvoc on 10 February 2015, 04:14:33 PM
Nice photos of a good looking game.
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Post by: FierceKitty on 10 February 2015, 04:17:20 PM
Carefully selected photos that don't shew up my pictorial shortcomings too much! But thanks for the charitable description. :)
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Post by: Techno on 10 February 2015, 04:33:01 PM
 8)
Cheers - Phil
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 10 February 2015, 08:04:36 PM
Good one FK!
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Post by: Hertsblue on 11 February 2015, 12:31:13 PM
Quote from: getagrip on 10 February 2015, 03:16:38 PM
Love a battle that sort of wheels round itself; you're never quite sure who's going to win  ;)

We call it the "wargamer's waltz" in our club.

Nice battle, FK.  8)
Title: Re: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: getagrip on 11 February 2015, 12:39:35 PM
Quote from: Hertsblue on 11 February 2015, 12:31:13 PM
We call it the "wargamer's waltz" in our club.


;D Consider that stolen ;)
Title: Re: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: nikharwood on 17 February 2015, 01:08:14 PM
 :D 8)
Title: Re: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: toxicpixie on 17 February 2015, 02:54:14 PM
Looks good, FK - do I detect a lot of Newlines excellent chariots there?

Our Egyptian player hasn't had much luck with her chariots either - they keep getting run over by Hittite heavies after the Syrian arrow fodder suck up the Egyptian bowfire. Sorry, after our noble Levantine allies heroically engage their hated oppressors.
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Post by: FierceKitty on 17 February 2015, 03:47:56 PM
Yep, I have 18 Newlines and three Mag. Mil.
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Post by: toxicpixie on 17 February 2015, 03:59:05 PM
Good stuff :)

I like the look of the MM chariots, but at twice the price I'm not so tempted...
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Post by: FierceKitty on 18 February 2015, 12:10:41 AM
The Newlines are better anyway, but I wanted the commanders to look distinct from the rest.
Title: Re: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: toxicpixie on 18 February 2015, 12:39:40 AM
Are they?

Right then, more Newlines it is :D

Although I have some Syrian infantry to collect at WMMS in March, need proper bowmen and spearmen to absorb the Egyptian arrow storm!
Title: Re: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: FierceKitty on 18 February 2015, 12:53:07 AM
The Midianite camelry, with two riders per mount, have proved capable of putting out a killing arrow storm, though the return fire hurts them too, being as they are quite without protection. I've made them unreliable allies, since I'm sure they weren't too keen on the Assyrians, but they did sterling service in this last battle.
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Post by: toxicpixie on 18 February 2015, 01:03:36 AM
I don't think *anyone* was very keen on the Assyrians were they?!

Although I guess Midianite cameleers can always disappear into the desert with ease, should they decide it just ain't worth it...
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Post by: FierceKitty on 18 February 2015, 01:23:44 AM
I have read a few suggestions that those ghastly carvings illustrating the fate of captured enemies might have been warnings rather than records, and that such atrocities may have been less everyday run of the mill policy than they seem. But I'm in no position to evaluate such a claim, and I suppose historians in a thousand years may be speculating on whether the Third Reich really did all it was accused of.
(Yes, I know about Holocaust denial. Don't hijack us.)
Title: Re: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: toxicpixie on 18 February 2015, 01:30:40 AM
I do wonder on the Assyrians - if they were actually as bad as they're painted I have half a suspicion everyone in a very large area might have happily combined to wipe them out, then salt the earth they lived on... Although I suppose something must account for their resilience as they seem to be the empire that just keeps on popping back up again  and again!
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Post by: FierceKitty on 18 February 2015, 01:36:21 AM
Really? I'd say that about the Babylonians, the Egyptians, the Jews; but the Assyrians had just a couple of centuries, and nobody had a good word to say for them after they'd gone. I think of them as the Americans of the ancient near-east.
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Post by: paulr on 18 February 2015, 04:03:22 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 18 February 2015, 01:36:21 AM
Really? I'd say that about the Babylonians, the Egyptians, the Jews; but the Assyrians had just a couple of centuries, and nobody had a good word to say for them after they'd gone. I think of them as the Americans of the ancient near-east.

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: toxicpixie on 18 February 2015, 09:10:33 AM
Well, maybe not as a "great power" for all that time, but they were pretty much functional and whole (even when under others a a client) from around 2600BC to 600BC - that's a bit more than "a couple of centuries"... like saying Egypt only had the bit around the Kushite Empires, or only existed at the high point immediately pre-Bronze Age collapse whilst fighting Hittites :D

Compare that with Hurri-Mitanni or even the Hittites.
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Post by: Ithoriel on 18 February 2015, 10:47:40 AM
Quote from: toxicpixie on 18 February 2015, 01:03:36 AM
Although I guess Midianite cameleers can always disappear into the desert with ease, should they decide it just ain't worth it...

One theory around "two Midianites, one camel" is that the Assyrians had killed enough camels to force the Midianites into this, so disappearing into the desert might not work as well as one might expect!

I understand camels are bigger, slower and less manoeuvrable than horses. Double manning must have made that worse.
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Post by: toxicpixie on 18 February 2015, 10:55:53 AM
Haha, that's one way of dealing with the thieving murdering desert gits. As I understand it, they were bad enough with donkeys and carrying their gear on foot, give them camels and they were a nightmare.

Step 1/ Remove camels
Step 2/ Remove desert nomads
Step 3/ ????
Step 4/ PROFIT!
Title: Re: Assyrians 1, Egyptians 0
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 February 2015, 01:58:51 AM
And then time for a cup of coffee, mellow and subtle as a Nevada sunrise, because here at Asurbanipal coffee, we understand the importance of doing that little bit extra to guarantee quality....
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Post by: toxicpixie on 19 February 2015, 09:21:57 AM
Weirdly (or perhaps not so weirdly as it's breakfast time/start of work here...) I was just enjoying a smooth, rich coffee as I read that!

Mmmm, that's some mighty fine camel murdering there, Lou-Ashurbanipal!
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Post by: Hertsblue on 19 February 2015, 03:51:28 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 18 February 2015, 10:47:40 AM

I understand camels are bigger, slower and less manoeuvrable than horses. Double manning must have made that worse.

Don't you believe it. Over any sort of distance a camel will run a horse into the ground. That's why camel race tracks are three or four miles around. 
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Post by: Ithoriel on 19 February 2015, 04:00:36 PM
Oh, camels definitely win out on endurance .... not much of an advantage if your big, slow silhouette has allowed the Assyrian archers to turn you into a camel shaped pincushion :)

Horses are sprinters, camels are long-distance runners.

Doubling up the riders doesn't help either, however!
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Post by: Fenton on 19 February 2015, 04:02:34 PM
Looking at Wikipedia

Racing camel speed 65 km/hr

Horse Galloping 40-48 km/hr
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Post by: Ithoriel on 19 February 2015, 05:05:36 PM
Yeah ... but I doubt many Midianites were riding racing camels :)

On average, from what I've read, horses are faster over shorter distances and camels over longer ones.
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Post by: FierceKitty on 22 February 2015, 10:30:54 AM
I think modern figures for horses, and to  lesser extent camels, may be a shaky guide to the paces of breeds two and a half millennia ago.
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Post by: FierceKitty on 21 March 2015, 02:03:56 PM
An Egyptian village, liberated from Assyrian aggression this evening by some lucky movement rolls and my better half's failure to protect her flanks properly. Lack of armour against an enemy strong in firepower is painful, however, even if you win.
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Post by: FierceKitty on 21 March 2015, 02:06:20 PM
Obelisk and buildings are 6mm Leven stuff, by the way.
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Post by: toxicpixie on 21 March 2015, 02:45:07 PM
Cracking, well done Pharoah and the lads!
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 21 March 2015, 04:06:38 PM
Nice looking set up sir!
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Post by: getagrip on 21 March 2015, 05:01:19 PM
Love it :-bd
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Post by: Hertsblue on 23 March 2015, 09:56:31 AM
Sounds like another report from that noted spin-doctor, Ramses II.  ;)