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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Chat & News => Topic started by: Fenton on 29 January 2015, 10:51:32 AM

Title: Google translate
Post by: Fenton on 29 January 2015, 10:51:32 AM
Been messing about with google translate where you point your phone camera/tablet at the text and it translates it for you. Looks like it works really well. Just need to learn a foreign language now to make sure its translating it correctly
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: fsn on 29 January 2015, 10:58:05 AM
I have a Hungarian Phrasebook by M Python if you're interested.

Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Fenton on 29 January 2015, 11:12:33 AM
 ;D ;D

My Centurion is full of eels
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: kev1964 on 29 January 2015, 11:18:02 AM
Hungarian does not translate well no matter what site you use, even our Hungarian friends carn,t work out some of the translation options given  ;D ;D,


kev
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Fenton on 29 January 2015, 11:24:29 AM
Quote from: kev1964 on 29 January 2015, 11:18:02 AM
Hungarian does not translate well no matter what site you use, even our Hungarian friends carn,t work out some of the translation options given  ;D ;D,


kevn

I was talking to a Hungarian taxi driver here a few months ago, and he reckons its the hardest language in Europe if not the world to learn
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: getagrip on 29 January 2015, 12:33:04 PM
Quote from: Fenton on 29 January 2015, 11:24:29 AM
I was talking to a Hungarian taxi driver here a few months ago, and he reckons its the hardest language in Europe if not the world to learn

Europe probably, world dunno?  Reckon Mandarin Chinese must come close in the written language stakes?
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Westmarcher on 29 January 2015, 12:41:46 PM
I would never stoop to using Google translate.  :^o

[Malbenitaj ! Aspektas kiel mia sekreto estas ekstere !  [-(]
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: getagrip on 29 January 2015, 12:46:10 PM
Quote from: Westmarcher on 29 January 2015, 12:41:46 PM
I would never stoop to using Google translate.  :^o

[Malbenitaj ! Aspektas kiel mia sekreto estas ekstere !  [-(]

ĝi certe estas!
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: DanJ on 30 January 2015, 09:25:09 AM
QuoteI was talking to a Hungarian taxi driver here a few months ago, and he reckons its the hardest language in Europe if not the world to learn

I seem to remember that somewhere back in the mists of my youth I was told that Hungarian and Basque are related to each other but have a completely different root to all the other Indo-European languages which is why they are so hard to learn.
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 30 January 2015, 10:09:07 AM
No I suspect that was Hungarian and Finish.

Basque is one of the Cletics that our near neighbours insist on painting on road signs.

IanS
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: getagrip on 30 January 2015, 10:10:18 AM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 30 January 2015, 10:09:07 AM
No I suspect that was Hungarian and Finish.

Basque is one of the Cletics that our near neighbours insist on painting on road signs.

IanS

Celts in basques; that would have made Braveheart a DAMN site more interesting.
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Ithoriel on 30 January 2015, 10:24:34 AM
The Basque language and the Finno-Ugric languages (Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian, etc) are unrelated to each other and unrelated to the other languages in Europe and are supposedly more difficult to learn as a result.

There's a piece of my university education I never expected to use again!

As a typical Brit, I find all foreign languages difficult to learn :)
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: getagrip on 30 January 2015, 10:26:06 AM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 30 January 2015, 10:24:34 AM

As a typical Brit, I find all foreign languages difficult to learn :)

Agreed, but there's always speaking slower and louder  :)
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: SerialLoser on 30 January 2015, 10:33:40 AM
judging by my work colleagues, I suspect a lot of people struggle with English as their first language  :-X
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: getagrip on 30 January 2015, 10:40:20 AM
Quote from: SerialLoser on 30 January 2015, 10:33:40 AM
judging by my work colleagues, I suspect a lot of people struggle with English as their first language  :-X

Especially when writing:

Your miniatures; you're going to paint them.
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Hertsblue on 30 January 2015, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: getagrip on 30 January 2015, 10:40:20 AM
Especially when writing:

Your miniatures; you're going to paint them.

Or: there is a better way to paint their figures
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: DanJ on 30 January 2015, 11:16:24 AM
Or: which is the best way to paint witches?

Oh and thanks for the info about the Finno-Ugric languages
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Hertsblue on 30 January 2015, 11:29:57 AM
Finnish is also related to Estonian, I'm told. A shopkeeper in Tallin told me that the Finns come across the Baltic on "booze cruises" because the stuff's so much cheaper there and they can make themselves understood.
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: getagrip on 30 January 2015, 11:33:27 AM
Met an Icelander once, that was a strange language.  REALLY difficult for an English speaker to get their tongue around (the language not the Icelander before Fenton asks  :) ).
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Ithoriel on 30 January 2015, 11:37:48 AM
Yep, Finno-Ugric includes Magyar (Hungarian), Finnish and Estonian plus a scatter of languages spoken in the Russian Federation that I can't remember the name of. In my defence, it's forty odd years since I learned all this.

My "tell the group something they probably don't know about you" fact was that I'd written an article for a Games Workshop magazine that was translated into Magyar!
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Westmarcher on 30 January 2015, 11:39:14 AM
Quote from: DanJ on 30 January 2015, 11:16:24 AM
Or: which is the best way to paint witches?

:-\ Pain twitches? I would try a series of electrical shocks ....
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: FierceKitty on 30 January 2015, 02:55:45 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 30 January 2015, 11:37:48 AM
Yep, Finno-Ugric includes Magyar (Hungarian), Finnish and Estonian plus a scatter of languages spoken in the Russian Federation that I can't remember the name of. In my defence, it's forty odd years since I learned all this.

My "tell the group something they probably don't know about you" fact was that I'd written an article for a Games Workshop magazine that was translated into Magyar!

I'm told (told) that linguists insist there are similarities to Korean too which can't be coincidental.

Really.
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Techno on 30 January 2015, 02:57:37 PM
Quote from: Westmarcher on 30 January 2015, 11:39:14 AM
:-\ Pain twitches? I would try a series of electrical shocks ....

My TENS machine, for example ?
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Ithoriel on 30 January 2015, 03:36:00 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 30 January 2015, 02:55:45 PM
I'm told (told) that linguists insist there are similarities to Korean too which can't be coincidental.

Really.

Long time since I was seriously interested in this so the revisionists may well have been revised themselves in the interim but I thought the Macro-Altaic theory which lumped Finno-Ugric, Turkish, Mongolian, Samoyed, Korean and Japanese together had been discredited. Some night when I can't get to sleep I must have a rummage on the web and update my tattered memories of all this.

Meantime I need to remain focused on all things Sumerian to focus my painting on the project in hand*.

Damn! I hear the susurration of butterfly wings. So, who makes 10mm Samoyeds? ;)

*Edit: A quick wikipedia search suggests there is a theory that Magyar and Sumerian are related!
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 30 January 2015, 04:12:26 PM
Knew Hungary was fairly backward - but writing on clay tablets.

IanS  :d
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: FierceKitty on 02 February 2015, 09:04:22 AM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 30 January 2015, 04:12:26 PM
Knew Hungary was fairly backward - but writing on clay tablets.

IanS  :d

Paprika makes a very poor ink.
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Leman on 02 February 2015, 09:17:27 AM
I seem to remember that the Hungarian for 'May I have a packet of cigarettes?' translates as 'Please to fondle my bum.'  Or was that a comedy sketch?
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Last Hussar on 02 February 2015, 03:13:34 PM
I read that English is more difficult than you may expect, because it has so many homophones, synonyms and irregular verbs
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: getagrip on 02 February 2015, 03:20:39 PM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 02 February 2015, 03:13:34 PM
I read that English is more difficult than you may expect, because it has so many homophones, synonyms and irregular verbs

Or this:

Ghoti is a constructed word used to illustrate irregularities in English spelling. It is a respelling of the word fish, and is intended to be pronounced in the same way (/ˈfɪʃ/), using these sounds:

gh, as in tough
o, as in women
ti, as in nation

English is a vile language to learn.

Don't get me on prepositions either: You go into town on a bus in February.  Do you go uptown or downtown?

Ridiculous  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: GordonY on 02 February 2015, 03:56:18 PM
it may be a vile language to learn, but all the Johnny Foreigners understand it.

Remember the Victorian maxim when dealing with the natives, "if they dont seem to understand, Shout Louder!!"
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Ithoriel on 02 February 2015, 04:05:07 PM
A man is told by his father that he will never get anywhere in the world unless he can read , write and speak fluent English because not enough people speak their native language. His father tells him to go to England to learn English and not to come back until he is fluent. He is soon reading fluently but he just cannot work out the seemingly random pronunciation.

Rough and bough, row, roe and though thoroughly confuse him so he enrolls in a college course and after months and months of frustration and despair eventually thinks that he has mastered the language.

Satisfied that he has mastered the language and can return home he meets his friends on the station platform and bids them a fond farewell. He steps across to the newspaper kiosk and picks up a copy of the local paper, looks horrified, produces a pistol from his pocket and shoots himself dead.

As the friends rush to his side one glances down and reads the headline,"Fete pronounced success!"

It's OK fsn, the shaggy dog is already chewing my coat ;)
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: Last Hussar on 02 February 2015, 04:24:51 PM
Come friendly bombs and rain on Slough
It is time to say "Hold, Enough!"
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: fsn on 02 February 2015, 04:27:39 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Google translate
Post by: OldenBUA on 02 February 2015, 06:25:20 PM
The Problem with Speaking English

    Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Brits.
    Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Brits.
    Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Brits.
    Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Brits.
    Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Brits.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Either that or it's all the shouting that's to blame.