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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Chat & News => Topic started by: Orcs on 19 January 2015, 02:01:54 PM

Title: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Orcs on 19 January 2015, 02:01:54 PM
Can we find another way to shorten Dour Puritan than" DP" !!!.   For those most of us in the forum with minds that have not made the heady hieghts of the sewer , It reminds me of something that is a long way from being Puritan.   :d :d 
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: WeeWars on 19 January 2015, 02:30:05 PM
I like yours, JAFO.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 19 January 2015, 03:23:20 PM
I'll happily go with that as soon as Leon lets me know what my password is so I can change my profile. When he sends me the click on link thing through my email nothing happens when I click which is why I can't order directly from the site but have to send emails. Hate passwords cos I usually forget them.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Chad on 19 January 2015, 03:29:08 PM
Don't Panic sounds a good alternative 😁
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: fsn on 19 January 2015, 03:36:38 PM
JAFO - "Blue Thunder" memories anyone?

DP -"Disruptive Pattern" surely?
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Techno on 19 January 2015, 03:41:28 PM
Quote from: Chad on 19 January 2015, 03:29:08 PM
Don't Panic sounds a good alternative 😁

So...Are we going to call him Arthur Dent or Ford Prefect ? :-\
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 19 January 2015, 03:44:24 PM
Rather fancied Leman myself as a tribute to a Belgian general, but can't change my profile because I have no way of recalling my password.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Orcs on 19 January 2015, 03:45:42 PM
Sorry I meant just a different way to shorten his name  - To perhaps just Dour or Puritan, its the use of his initials as DP that makes my sewer of a mind chuckle :)
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Westmarcher on 19 January 2015, 04:07:34 PM
..... Do P ...... Dr P ........ Dr Pu ........ Dr Pian (using the "i" before "a" school of spelling) .....
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 19 January 2015, 04:09:23 PM
Don't bother WM, it's done and dusted.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Westmarcher on 19 January 2015, 04:19:06 PM
Quote from: Leman on 19 January 2015, 04:09:23 PM
Don't bother WM, it's done and dusted.
.... aaaah! get it now!

[Question: see Intro section]
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Techno on 19 January 2015, 07:18:58 PM
So how come this new boy has come straight in as a Major General ? :D ;)
Cheers - Confused (as usual) of Wales.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: fsn on 19 January 2015, 08:10:40 PM
You do realise, Mr so-called Leman, that I have begun writing the 2015 Pendraken Panto, and have now got to rewrite the first three scenes in which FSN meets a miserable roundhead? Not only that, but all the "ban Christmas" jokes will have to go?

And the songs will all need new lyrics.  :(
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Fenton on 19 January 2015, 08:51:02 PM
But with his name now Leman, you can start using all your Russ Abbott jokes
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 19 January 2015, 08:51:49 PM
You could use Baldrick's poem and apply it to Liege.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Ithoriel on 19 January 2015, 09:12:23 PM
From grumpy god-botherer to secret sweetheart .... ah, the power of love! :)
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 19 January 2015, 09:14:30 PM
Oh lawks! What have I done?
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Westmarcher on 19 January 2015, 09:30:11 PM
Indeed, what have you done, my fine fellow.......

Quote from: Techno on 19 January 2015, 07:18:58 PM
So how come this new boy has come straight in as a Major General ? :D ;)
Yes, its a funny old one that. Now, I am only a humble old Second Lieutenant and (compared to you guys) a part-time wargamer (shockarooney - but it had to be said) .... but lets look at two other famous name changing incidents and their effects on military rank.

On the one hand, there is the example of T E Lawrence. He was a colonel when he first left the Army but when he later re-joined the Royal Armoured Corps under a new name (T E Shaw), he enlisted as a private. On that basis, one might argue that good ole DP aka now known as Leman should re-enlist as a Cadet (not me arguing that, DP Leman, crawl, crawl, .. sir ...).

On the other hand, take Arthur Wesley.  He changed his name to Wellesley and then later became known as Wellington. As he did not suffer any demotion in rank when he changed name, one could argue that good ole Leman should therefore retain his exalted rank with honour (especially when one considers the purchase system - no, not the 18/19th century officer commission purchase system - the Pendraken one, of course).

Which he has. And so, a precedent has been set  - which in Leman's case is quite ironic. Why? Well, bearing in mind Orcs' original reasons for seeking a new name, its ironic that the example of a Peer of the realm appears to have won the day! (boom, boom!)(who groaned?). So, what new names are we all going to have now ?

[stage right ....... howls of anguish are heard from fsn]
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Westmarcher on 19 January 2015, 09:35:42 PM
 .... I'm considering Dondi ......... Dondi Aygo (aka Zorro).  :)
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Last Hussar on 19 January 2015, 09:41:51 PM
Leman St in London is named for an archaic word for prostitute.

I never thought I would be able to use that bit of information.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: fsn on 19 January 2015, 10:10:24 PM
(http://www.leman.com.tr/wp-content/uploads/leman-gezi-2-kapak.jpg)

A Turkish adult comic.


Apropos nothing, am I the only one who finds oneself singing "Whiter Shade of Pale" every time I hear the name "Boko Haram"?

Bet Techno does. he's an old hippy.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Westmarcher on 19 January 2015, 10:16:21 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Techno on 19 January 2015, 10:23:15 PM
Quote from: fsn on 19 January 2015, 10:10:24 PM
Apropos nothing, am I the only one who finds oneself singing "Whiter Shade of Pale" every time I hear the name "Boko Haram"?
Bet Techno does. he's an old hippy.

You are going to get such a slap, Nobby !  ;D ;D ;D ;D
But it's not that particular track I think of.
If I put down what it was, there are certain members of the forum that would make smutty remarks because of the second word. :P
Shears - Fill
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Ithoriel on 19 January 2015, 10:33:28 PM
Oh dear, is Dour Puritan now one of the Bishop of Winchester's Geese (http://thetemplarknight.com/2012/09/09/the-winchester-geese-medieval-prostitution/)?
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: paulr on 20 January 2015, 04:00:01 AM
Quote from: Techno on 19 January 2015, 10:23:15 PM
You are going to get such a slap, Nobby !  ;D ;D ;D ;D
But it's not that particular track I think of.
If I put down what it was, there are certain members of the forum that would make smutty remarks because of the second word. :P
Shears - Fill

Walpurgis :-/
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: FierceKitty on 20 January 2015, 05:00:04 AM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 19 January 2015, 09:41:51 PM
Leman St in London is named for an archaic word for prostitute.

I never thought I would be able to use that bit of information.

Leman is a sweetheart or lover, too, not just a hired embracer.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Techno on 20 January 2015, 07:39:53 AM
Quote from: paulr on 20 January 2015, 04:00:01 AM
Walpurgis :-/

Nope. ;)
Something to do with Greek mythology.  ;)
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Orcs on 20 January 2015, 10:05:11 AM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 19 January 2015, 09:41:51 PM
Leman St in London is named for an archaic word for prostitute.

I never thought I would be able to use that bit of information.


So you and a very good mate could go to Leman Street to hire a prostitute for a DP!! 
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Hertsblue on 20 January 2015, 10:14:42 AM
Having just Googled the name I find that it can mean, amongst other things, a Turkish adult comic, a former French département under the First Empire, a Dublin-based rock band and an archaic name for a man's unmarried mistress. Are you sure about this, DP?
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: FierceKitty on 20 January 2015, 11:28:54 AM
Given the spelling on this forum, it could also be a citrus fruit, a suicidal mammal, the epithet characteristically applied to the towers in Suzhou, Dehli, and especially Pisa, a seaside resort town famed for Louisa Musgrove's ill-timed leap, and a Scottish loch celebrated in Burns' lyrics.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 20 January 2015, 12:28:04 PM
well I'm sticking with General Leman.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: howayman on 20 January 2015, 07:02:38 PM
Yep, but you.re Major General.  I liked the Dour Puritan name its a shame its going. We need some sort of service. . .
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 20 January 2015, 07:33:29 PM
Still available elsewhere on the net.
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 21 January 2015, 09:04:11 AM
Makes it very confusing......

ianS
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 21 January 2015, 09:17:38 AM
International man of mystery..
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Westmarcher on 21 January 2015, 12:27:41 PM
Talking of mysteries, how do you / we pronounce, "Leman?"  :-/
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 21 January 2015, 12:49:23 PM
Good question; I'm assuming it's French sounding as it doesn't look particularly Flemish. but you can call me Bob.

Cheers Bob
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Techno on 21 January 2015, 12:54:12 PM
That'd be Bob Bobson, then ?  ;)
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Westmarcher on 21 January 2015, 01:02:42 PM
Bob Leman. Boble man?
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 21 January 2015, 04:02:33 PM
As in nobleman, otherwise we're going to need another B ( to misquote Jaws).
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Luddite on 21 January 2015, 04:48:32 PM
Leman's a good name.

Uh...

Wait...http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Leman_Russ_(primarch) (http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Leman_Russ_(primarch))

;D

Names are just names though DP Leman.  We know its still you under the skin.   :D
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 21 January 2015, 06:00:37 PM
Well I chose it as a real historical character of military significance that also chimes with the centenary.

Cheers Bob
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Ithoriel on 21 January 2015, 11:16:22 PM
You'll always be BWG to me now DP Leman :)
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Leman on 22 January 2015, 07:07:23 AM
Bob the War Gamer?
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Hertsblue on 22 January 2015, 08:47:10 AM
A rose by any other name....
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Ithoriel on 22 January 2015, 01:18:19 PM
Quote from: Leman on 22 January 2015, 07:07:23 AM
Bob the War Gamer?

Bishop of Winchester's Goose :P
Title: Re: New Name for Dour Puritan
Post by: Last Hussar on 25 January 2015, 12:21:46 AM
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Leman_Russ (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Leman_Russ)