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Title: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: FierceKitty on 01 January 2015, 09:47:07 PM
Walk down the road in Venice holding hands with a dishy Asian on one side and a dishy Austrian on the other. You can feel the surges of the Dark Side of the Force in the breasts of every man you pass, and it is most agreeable.
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: Leman on 01 January 2015, 09:49:27 PM
Stop holding hands with Conchita Wurst!
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: FierceKitty on 01 January 2015, 09:55:13 PM
I said dishy. That excludes bad singers.
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: Hertsblue on 02 January 2015, 12:56:37 PM
There aren't many roads in Venice you can walk down three abreast.
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: Orcs on 02 January 2015, 08:01:44 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 01 January 2015, 09:47:07 PM
Walk down the road in Venice holding hands with a dishy Asian on one side and a dishy Austrian on the other. You can feel the surges of the Dark Side of the Force in the breasts of every man you pass, and it is most agreeable.

I'm jealous too, and I didn't see either of the ladies.   

There is the possibility that they thought you were a gay man out with his Girlie freinds, and this offended their macho sensibilities?  :-\  :D 
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: Ithoriel on 03 January 2015, 12:35:57 AM
... or that they thought,"How cute, a girl out with her best friend and her dad."  ;)
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: FierceKitty on 03 January 2015, 01:55:02 AM
Your eyes are all glowing a deep green. Mock all you wish. :)
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: barbarian on 03 January 2015, 10:02:28 AM
Oh, ubris.  8)
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: FierceKitty on 03 January 2015, 10:38:42 AM
Not a bit of it. Profound reverence to Aphrodite.
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: Orcs on 03 January 2015, 10:46:47 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 03 January 2015, 01:55:02 AM
Your eyes are all glowing a deep green. Mock all you wish. :)

Its not just my eyes !!!
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: FierceKitty on 04 January 2015, 02:35:03 AM
I wish I didn't have that image in my head, sir!
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: Orcs on 04 January 2015, 05:08:21 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 04 January 2015, 02:35:03 AM
I wish I didn't have that image in my head, sir!

Sorry. I meant I was green all over in a GW Orc sort of fashion.  :) 

(Not that Orcs are green, we know that historically correct Orcs are Swarthy/brown and that Uruks are much darker. Thanks to the reasearch done by his holiness JRR Tolkien. )
Title: Re: How to turn heads in Italy - a thought for the new year
Post by: FierceKitty on 04 January 2015, 05:29:58 AM
Nor, indeed, are they spelt with a 'k'.