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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Orcs on 30 November 2014, 10:33:29 PM

Title: FK and God have a chat
Post by: Orcs on 30 November 2014, 10:33:29 PM
God :  Hello FK, I know you are convinced that I don't exist.  So I will prove it to you.  I will give you one wish.

FK:  Hello?  How can I be speaking to you you don't exist.

God: Well unless your talking to yourself, I must exist. - Anyway I am not here to argue about beliefs,  Whats your wish

FK: I would like Pendraken to produce a full range of 10mm Meso Americans, Aztecs, Incas, Mayans and a full range of suitable resin buildings so i can build a replica of Tenochtitlan.

God:  Thats a very selfish gift, think of all the modeling putty, the number of masters, the dozen of Moulds. to say nothing of the months of work that Techno would have to do. The hundreds of  extra hours the casting dwaves would have to slave away for! Leons children would be teenagers before the range was complete!

FK  Ok God I do understand that. In which case you know how i get really fed up with the bad punctuation and grammar on the Pendraken forum?

God: Yes I often hear your anguished cries.

FK:  Could you make sure that all the Forum members know how to spell correctly with the correct use of grammar and ESPECIALLY APOSTROPHIES!

GOD: I suppose you want a general figure of Moctezuma II with that Meso American range?  
Title: Re: FK and God have a chat
Post by: Leman on 30 November 2014, 10:47:02 PM
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Title: Re: FK and God have a chat
Post by: mollinary on 30 November 2014, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 30 November 2014, 10:33:29 PM
God :  Hello FK, I know you are convinced that I don't exist.  So I will prove it to you.  I will give you one wish.

FK:  Hello?  How can I be speaking to you you don't exist.

God: Well unless your talking to yourself, I must exist. - Anyway I am not here to argue about beliefs,  Whats your wish

FK: I would like Pendraken to produce a full range of 10mm Meso Americans, Aztecs, Incas, Mayans and a full range of suitable resin buildings so i can build a replica of Tenochtitlan.

God:  Thats a very selfish gift, think of all the modeling putty, the number of masters, the dozen of Moulds. to say nothing of the months of work that Techno would have to do. The hundreds of  extra hours the casting dwaves would have to slave away for! Leons children would be teenagers before the range was complete!

FK  Ok God I do understand that. In which case you know how i get really fed up with the bad punctuation and grammar on the Pendraken forum?

God: Yes I often hear your anguished cries.

FK:  Could you make sure that all the Forum members know how to spell correctly with the correct use of grammar and ESPECIALLY APOSTROPHIES?

GOD: I suppose you want a general figure of Moctezuma II with that Meso American range?  
Title: Re: FK and God have a chat
Post by: FierceKitty on 01 December 2014, 07:15:03 AM
May I point out to the Almighty that He'd be wiser to stick to bad Greek? There are too many people who'll notice His bad English.
Title: Re: FK and God have a chat
Post by: FierceKitty on 01 December 2014, 07:16:43 AM
Which begs the question whether wiser than omniscient is possible, of course.
Title: Re: FK and God have a chat
Post by: Techno on 01 December 2014, 07:23:49 AM
Leave me out of this.  :D
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: FK and God have a chat
Post by: FierceKitty on 01 December 2014, 07:29:52 AM
Just stick to moulding up some meso-Americans.
Title: Re: FK and God have a chat
Post by: Techno on 01 December 2014, 07:38:44 AM
I haven't played with a casting machine for over 20 years.....
Now......Given my penchant  for having accidents, I'd probably have molten metal spraying out all over the room.
I'll stick to pushing putty about.....It's safer. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: FK and God have a chat
Post by: Hertsblue on 01 December 2014, 12:06:38 PM
Just to straighten out all the people who insist on inserting apostrophes into plurals ;-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/factsheet/en29punc-l1-f-apostrophes
Title: Re: FK and God have a chat
Post by: DanJ on 01 December 2014, 12:11:32 PM
I was with you right up to "simply".