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Wider Wargaming => Rules => Topic started by: Westmarcher on 28 November 2014, 11:13:56 AM

Title: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Westmarcher on 28 November 2014, 11:13:56 AM
I've just had a delivery of Field of Battle 2nd Edition sequence decks (cards) from the author, Brent Oman. Can't wait to open up the pack and play a game. What do I do? They are supposed to be part of a Christmas gift from my wife. Should I hand them over for wrapping or open the box to "check that they are OK" (after all, it was a long and arduous journey all the way from across the pond)?  But, if I open up the pack, what will I do on Christmas day? :-\

P.S. I'm also waiting for a delivery of the Black Powder supplement, Rebellion. :-w
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Hertsblue on 28 November 2014, 11:18:05 AM
Steady, lad. Deep breath, relax the shoulders, unclench the fists. This is an exercise in self-control - assume the lotus position, close the eyes and recite the mantra "not to be opened before Christmas". There, that's better, isn't it?
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Leman on 28 November 2014, 11:21:49 AM
Definitely wait until Christmas Day. Meanwhile re-read the rules and prepare armies and terrain.
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: jchaos79 on 28 November 2014, 11:38:33 AM
If it is the present of your wife I would wait to christmas, it is part of the tradition
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Fenton on 28 November 2014, 11:45:47 AM
You should wait for Christmas Day
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Westmarcher on 28 November 2014, 01:09:59 PM
So the sage advice is unanimous then. OK. Danger over. Have taken deep breath, relaxed the shoulders, dug out the rules again, lotus position? Is that something to do with Stirling Moss(que) (no, that's another thread). Handed package over to wife.  :'(

(Now, wonder where she's hidden it ........  :d)
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: FierceKitty on 28 November 2014, 01:28:19 PM
#$%* that. Open now!
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Leman on 28 November 2014, 01:48:51 PM
Wouldn't you just know FK would take that stance. It's just not cricket, old boy.
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Bodvoc on 28 November 2014, 02:01:50 PM
Best wait until Christmas day and enjoy then. I hope to buy myself a Xmas present or two at Battleground tomorrow. Probably a good book which will be well flicked through before handing over for wrapping!
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Leman on 28 November 2014, 02:09:08 PM
Thag's definitely a cheat - but very understandable.
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Steve J on 28 November 2014, 02:58:36 PM
You did the best thing in handing it over to the wife. Now you'll have planty of time to get a table set up on Xmas Eve so that at one second past midnight, you can open the gift and start playing ;) :D. I'm sure your wife will love you for that!
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: paulr on 28 November 2014, 11:36:42 PM
Quote from: Westmarcher on 28 November 2014, 01:09:59 PM
So the sage advice is unanimous then.

Of course, it is easy to advise someone else to wait  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: FierceKitty on 29 November 2014, 12:48:29 AM
Cricket is lobotomy by teamwork anyway; the sport equivalent of wargaming WWI.
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Ithoriel on 29 November 2014, 02:40:08 AM
I thought cricket was the sporting equivalent of Mornington Crescent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornington_Crescent_%28game%29)
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: paulr on 29 November 2014, 07:21:18 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 29 November 2014, 12:48:29 AM
Cricket is lobotomy by teamwork anyway; the sport equivalent of wargaming WWI.

A rather touchy comment in the cricketing world at the moment, particularly in Australia :( :( :(

As Peter has shown with the right rules and careful section of where and when wargaming WWI can be fun :)
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: FierceKitty on 29 November 2014, 07:46:44 AM
I'm sure you're right.
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 29 November 2014, 08:46:57 AM
Blo**y Christmas. It's still NOVEMBER.  :'( :'( :'( :'(

IanS
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Westmarcher on 29 November 2014, 10:27:12 AM
OK, guys. This being the "Rules" section, it would appear that the ruling in this nightmarish particular situation is not clear cut therefore a spot of dice rolling may be in order. Bearing in mind I am expecting a second similar type of delivery (nb: not talking cricket here btw), I propose when second delivery arrives, I throw one D8. Based on the responses received so far, I propose the following:-

1 - 6  Hand the present over to the wife  :'(
7       Open the package and treat as a late birthday present  :-bd
8       Re-throw (based on the assumption ianrs54's comment is non-commital)  :-\

In the time honoured tradition of the gladiatorial .. er .. tradition, is it thumbs up or thumbs down?*

*Wait,wait. Question does thumbs up mean 'yes' or 'no' because I saw this documentary once and ......
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: fsn on 29 November 2014, 10:54:43 AM
You're missing an option. Open the  present and say to wife "Well, I've seen this now. You'll just have to get me something else".
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Sandinista on 29 November 2014, 12:18:14 PM
Quote from: fsn on 29 November 2014, 10:54:43 AM
You're missing an option. Open the  present and say to wife "Well, I've seen this now. You'll just have to get me something else".

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Westmarcher on 29 November 2014, 12:58:44 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 30 November 2014, 08:34:39 AM
Presume you meant a D6 ?

IanS
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Westmarcher on 30 November 2014, 04:00:51 PM
D6?  :-/ (sorry, Ian, not with you there ...?)
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 30 November 2014, 04:01:47 PM
It's geek speak for six-sided dice...
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Westmarcher on 30 November 2014, 04:06:18 PM
I know. But why a six sided dice when there are eight outcomes? (hence the D8 - an eight sided dice)
Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Orcs on 30 November 2014, 10:43:04 PM
Quote from: fsn on 29 November 2014, 10:54:43 AM
You're missing an option. Open the  present and say to wife "Well, I've seen this now. You'll just have to get me something else".


Brilliant idea FSN - But that might be why we are both divorced  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Christmas Presents - open now or wait?
Post by: Heedless Horseman on 01 December 2014, 12:28:06 AM
Wait until after Christmas presents before informing the (insert female of choice) that dining table will be requisitioned immediately until further notice.   :d  ;D