have you heard that Robin Hood has a new girl friend called Trudy Glen?
"Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen!"
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I'll go and get your coat, Bodvoc. ;) ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
;D ;D ;D
Get thaty coat quick Phil, before he posts anymore
Would that be my coat of Lincoln green?
He's fitting in well :D
Just like Robin into Tru.... ooooo, Matron!
Must you go?
#-o D'OH !!! It just gets worse and worse ! X_X
Cheers - Phil
Friar Tuck was a monk, so why did he get involved in a life of crime?
It was his habit!
How did Robin Hood tie his shoe-laces?
With a long bow!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the rich to give to the poor!
What did Robin say when he nearly got hit at the archery contest?
"That was an arrow escape!"
Its ok Phil I kept my coat on
Good ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
And Finally as I run for the door
Q: What did the lustful maiden say to the Robin Hood?
A: "You make me quiver."
What have I started? :o ;D :d
I just wish you hadn't......
IanS
;D ;D ;D
Hang on, just let me write those down. "You make me quiver .." Priceless.
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FSN - Cracker Jokes to the nobility
Never let the Rev.Spooner say Friar Tuck!
Would you like more Robin Hood jokes?
I Sherwood!
Why did Friar Tuck give away his old clothes?
A monk shouldn't have any filthy habits.
When Robin Hood was broke why did he recruit the miller's son?
He realised he didn't have Much.
Robin Hood thought he was too good to iron his own shirts so he made Marion
AAAAARGH !! ;D ;D ;D ;D
We seem to have run out of these wonderful jokes, I wish someone would go out and fletch us some more
I thin you've hit the target there, arrowed right in!
Why did Robin build a bigger toilet when he move to Sherwood Forest?
Because when he arrived he only had a little John
Robin and Marion were on their honeymoon, crossing the lands on their horse, when suddenly, Robin's bowel severely irritated from the wedding feast the previous day, he stopped the horse at an inn.
"Marion" he said, "would you be so kind and see if there's a loo inside?"
"Sure my love" said Marion
She stepped inside and 2 minutes later re-appeared, saying "i'm sorry Robin, the loo is out of order"
"no worries' said Robin, " i'll just have to keep it in tights"
Anyone have a spare coat for me?
No.....Which one's yours, Peter ?
Cheers - The Cloakroom attendant.
You know, the one with the feathers and the glitter, the one nobody would wear, but cherwood
ba dum tish
L-) L-)
You're fired ! ;) ;D ;D ;D
So's your coat. :P ;)
Cheers - Phil
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Oh dear me, these are rather good ;D ;D ;D.
It seems my fellow general has a lost of taste problem.
IanS ;)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you
"Robin."
"Yes, Marian?"
"You'll never forget me, will you?"
"No Marian, never!"
"You promise?"
"Of course, Marian."
"Robin."
"Ye-e-es?"
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"YOU B*****D! YOU PROMISED YOU'D NEVER FORGET ME!!!"
Good grief !
They're getting worse ! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DozUf97032E
Now that is a classic!
Quote from: Techno on 21 November 2014, 11:57:48 AM
Good grief !
They're getting worse ! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Phil - do they ever get better.....
IanS
VERY occasionally, Ian. ;)
Cheers - Phil
When ?
IanS
I'm sure there have been a couple in other threads ;)......Probably my memory going awol again. :(
Cheers - Phil