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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Orcs on 10 November 2014, 11:15:09 AM

Title: Welsh Jokes
Post by: Orcs on 10 November 2014, 11:15:09 AM
Well I surfed the World Wide Web for Welsh jokes. - Edited out the really rude ones abouty sheep and all I got left was :-


My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch?

I said "how can you say such a thing


I used to go out with a Welsh Girl that had 36DD's - It was a ridiculously long name!


In the Bible it rained for 40 days and 40 Nights - thats a pretty good summer for wales !
Title: Re: Welsh Jokes
Post by: Techno on 10 November 2014, 12:19:05 PM
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 10 November 2014, 11:15:09 AM
In the Bible it rained for 40 days and 40 Nights - thats a pretty good summer for wales !

The last two summers have been really good ! :P
Sadly, it's gone back to normal now...... :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Welsh Jokes
Post by: Ithoriel on 10 November 2014, 12:27:11 PM
Did you hear the annual parade of the Cardiff Virgins has been cancelled this year because one slipped and broke her leg?

The other one refused to march alone!   :d
Title: Re: Welsh Jokes
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 11 November 2014, 12:34:39 PM
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Flint- a leisure centre.

IanS

Well some one HAD too.  :-[
Title: Re: Welsh Jokes
Post by: FierceKitty on 11 November 2014, 01:02:09 PM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 11 November 2014, 12:34:39 PM


Well some one HAD too.  :-[

A Welsh poster wouldn't have made that mistake, boyo.
Title: Re: Welsh Jokes
Post by: Techno on 11 November 2014, 04:13:55 PM
I could if I'd wanted to.....especially as I still can't get the spell-checker to work here.....and now the additional 'Smileys' refuse to appear.
(I wonder if it works if I use 'Explorer' and try and ignore the ****ing pop-ups ?)
Cheers - Phil. >:(
Title: Re: Welsh Jokes
Post by: Heedless Horseman on 16 November 2014, 01:11:52 AM
Always a mistake to make jokes about the Welsh...they carry big sticks with strings on!    :D   and oh, b****r...    :(