A very very nice man.
Won't have a word said against him.
Never occurred to me to say a word against him ..... but now you mention it ... ;) ;D ;D ;D
Whereas I have ALL of you........
IanS ;)
Is this the start of the Pendraken limerick competition?
There once was a Wargamer called Orcs...
Who went on historical walks.
De dum de sum de dum
Thank you LH for your compliment! :-bd
Your welcome !
To all other member of the forum - This is the Pendraken forum not the forum of the Tring wargames members appreciation society, should you mistakenly believe you have logged onto the wrong site.
(This should get the rest of them wondering) :)
There is however a maximum amount of time 40 free figures will buy you
There once was a gamer call Orcs,
who went on historical walks,
but when he goes to town,
the police take him down,
to the station for one of those talks.
There once was a gamer call Orcs,
who goes on historical walks,
what he does with paint,
can make strong women faint,
and the rest of us all look like dorks.
There once was a gamer call Orcs,
who goes on historical walks,
he thought to go farther
so went to the Sahara
in a hat that was covered in corks.
There once was a gamer call Orcs,
who goes on historical walks,
but he has a passion,
he thinks he's in fashion
in a short dress that used to be Bjorks.
Poet Laureate, 2014 - FSN
Quote from: fsn on 26 October 2014, 08:32:12 PM
There once was a gamer call Orcs,
who goes on historical walks,
but he has a passion,
he thinks he's in fashion
in a short dress that used to be Bjorks.
Poet Laureate, 2014 - FSN
=O =O =O =O =O =O
Thanks for the allocade FSN
Its a nice dress !!
Quote from: Last Hussar on 26 October 2014, 08:07:33 PM
There is however a maximum amount of time 40 free figures will buy you
I suspect the timer has almost expired !
Unfortunately for you the clocks went back, so you got one hour twice. Waste of an hour on your part, you should be more careful.
Quote from: fsn on 26 October 2014, 08:32:12 PM
There once was a gamer call Orcs,
who goes on historical walks,
but he has a passion,
he thinks he's in fashion
in a short dress that used to be Bjorks.
Poet Laureate, 2014 - FSN
EXCELLENT ! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
FSN- top poems!
Well done FSN - I was wondering how many rhymes there were for Orcs ;)
Quote from: paulr on 27 October 2014, 07:04:02 PM
Well done FSN - I was wondering how many rhymes there were for Orcs ;)
I think he missed Norks! :o :D ;)
Mollinary
There once was a gamer call Orcs,
who goes on historical walks,
the gamers he beats
are chained to their seats
and their livers are plucked out by hawks.
There once was a gamer call Orcs,
who goes on historical walks,
he is so wise,
he covers his eyes
when painting an Amazon's nawks.
There once was a gamer call Orcs,
who goes on historical walks,
he thinks he's a bobby,
but it's more of a hobby
- outlining corpses with chalks
I like to be thorough - FSN
Quote from: fsn on 27 October 2014, 07:32:49 PM
when painting an Amazon's nawks
I like to be thorough - FSN
Nice! Spelling? :-\
Mollinary
I was going from Urban Dictionary.com. Is it an Americanism? If so, I apologise. :-[
It's called English for a reason - FSN
Quote from: fsn on 27 October 2014, 07:49:47 PM
I was going from Urban Dictionary.com. Is it an Americanism? If so, I apologise. :-[
It's called English for a reason - FSN
I had thought it was Australian, although widely used by Hugh Dennis in his impressions of the Duke of Edinburgh. :-\
Mollinary
I typed 'norks' into image search...
did you know there is a website called 'bapwatch.com'?
(Bandwidth warning - do not try and get on the internet for the next few hours if you share a green BT street box with JAFO)
Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 October 2014, 08:40:06 PM
did you know there is a website called 'bapwatch.com'?
No. Do you recommend it? :-*
Mollinary
Its TV screen grabs - one forgets how glorious the decolletage of Penelope Keith was in the Good Life era.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 October 2014, 09:15:26 PM
Its TV screen grabs - one forgets how glorious the decolletage of Penelope Keith was in the Good Life era.
Ah, Penelope Keith! How true! ;)
Mollinary
I have a theory about the Leadbetters.
Most of the time Margot was, well, Margot... BUT Every few weeks Jerry would come home from work on a Friday, and she would be waiting in one of those frilly/fluffy baby-dolls/etc that were 'sexy' in the 70s. She would grab his tie and drag him upstairs to the bedroom, and he would emerge Monday morning an exhausted and broken man.
What a great prog that was.
(At the time, anyway ! :D)
Cheers - Phil
Oddly enough we watched her last night in a recording of Death Comes to Pemberley playing Lady Catherine de Bourgh. Not quite so sexy now. :(
Speak for yourself. Me I mature like a fine whine....
IanS
"most of us" Ian, naturally you were one of the exceptions :)
Quote from: ianrs54 on 28 October 2014, 12:37:58 PM
Speak for yourself. Me I mature like a fine whine....IanS
Corked is a word that springs to mind...... ;) :P
Cheers - Phil
Only round t'hat.
IanS
Musty and smelling of off cork? :-\
You've met Orcs then?
Only on a Saturday night in Lpool 1
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 28 October 2014, 12:37:58 PM
Speak for yourself. Me I mature like a fine whine....
IanS
What is a scouser's favourite whine? Answers on a postcard, please.
Sufners.
Particularly dose in der Big Headed City..... :d
IanS
Quote from: Hertsblue on 29 October 2014, 09:50:21 AM
What is a scouser's favourite whine? Answers on a postcard, please.
After sex - Do you all play for the same Rugby Team ??