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Title: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 October 2014, 10:09:44 AM
Santa Anna, Eisenhower, Duc de Soubise, Raglan, Cardigan, Guy of Jerusalem, Byrhtnoth, Macke, Haig, Chelmsford.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Fenton on 19 October 2014, 10:14:53 AM
Not sure I would agree with Haig being in that list FK
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: fsn on 19 October 2014, 10:16:23 AM
Wot no Asians?

French in 1940, Persians fighting Alexander, both sides at one time or another in the ACW.

I have slightly more sympathy for WWI generals 1915-1916. No flanks, no tanks, no proper air force. Faced with prepared defenses with automatic weapons. Insufficient artillery and an army that didn't exist two years before.


Salut - FSN
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 October 2014, 10:21:10 AM
And when tanks became available, they were never used to any effect. Massive attack at Cambrai, and no reserves to back it up? Damn it all!
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Hertsblue on 19 October 2014, 10:40:52 AM
Quote from: Fenton on 19 October 2014, 10:14:53 AM
Not sure I would agree with Haig being in that list FK


No, Haig was a most misunderstood man and general.

How about Crassus, who gave his name to incompetent foolishness, the Duke of Midonia Sidonia who commanded the Spanish Armada, Archduke Leopold at Skalitz and the Duke of Monmouth totally defeated at Sedgemoor.   
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Fenton on 19 October 2014, 10:49:36 AM
In Cambrai the British lost 180 tanks on the first day 114 of them to mechanical and other problems. The battle was never going to be a huge sweeping advance as hoped or planned for


Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Last Hussar on 19 October 2014, 10:50:53 AM
Patton more than Eisenhower (though  Ike could have reigned him in more).  It doesn't matter how good you are as a military practitioner if you make it all about you.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 October 2014, 10:55:04 AM
Crassus is a good candidate.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: toxicpixie on 19 October 2014, 11:09:59 AM
Can we limit it to just ten?! Although to be fair I suspect almost all of us would have been appalling given the circumstances most military leaders command under.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 October 2014, 11:18:18 AM
We don't have the cheek to assume command of large numbers of people in a combat situation, do we?
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Fenton on 19 October 2014, 11:25:15 AM
I think the names of the truly incompetent have been lost in mists of time and only known by the troops they led to disaster
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 19 October 2014, 12:17:54 PM
Lepidus.
Quintus Varrus.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: WeeWars on 19 October 2014, 12:28:58 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 19 October 2014, 10:09:44 AM
Santa Anna, Eisenhower, Duc de Soubise, Raglan, Cardigan, Guy of Jerusalem, Byrhtnoth, Macke, Haig, Chelmsford.

You really think Haig outdoes Bernadotte for incompetence?  :-\
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 October 2014, 12:35:34 PM
I don't know the gentleman personally.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Ithoriel on 19 October 2014, 02:04:46 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 19 October 2014, 10:09:44 AM
Santa Anna, Eisenhower, Duc de Soubise, Raglan, Cardigan, Guy of Jerusalem, Byrhtnoth, Macke, Haig, Chelmsford.

Santa Anna? Lost at San Jacinto and against the French but won the rest of his battles.

Eisenhower? Had to play politician while herding military cats and still conducted a successful campaign.

Duc de Soubise? La Rochelle versus the French, the Dutch and the English? Bit harsh to say he was incompetent, given the odds.

Raglan? Won at the Alma and and at Inkerman. Managed a score draw at Balaclava. Took the blame for government incompetence in the Siege of Sevastopol.

Cardigan? Give you that one :)

Guy of Jerusalem? Caught in the open, with his commanders squabbling like ferrets in a sack, he made the mistake of trying to move his army 14km in an afternoon in the face of a superior enemy. He could have stayed where he was and seen his army whittled away, ordered a retreat (which would have been ignored by sizeable portions of the army) or he could try to reach the comparative safety of Tiberias. The latter might have seemed the least likely option so there might have been a slight element of surprise. He gambled and lost. He was pretty much done for whatever happened.

Byrhtnoth? He could hold his ground and the Vikings would sail away and raid somewhere else or he could tempt them into a battle in an effort to save his people. He gambled. He lost. sh*t happens. He's still remembered a millennium later, what Saxon hero could hope for more? :)

Mack? Give you that one too. Though to be fair I'm not sure he can be said to have lost a battle. Having failed to actually fight one :)

Haig? I thought we'd put the "lions lead by donkeys" nonsense to bed now. No worse than any other commander at the time and a good deal better than many, I'd say.

Chelmsford? Lost a battle, won the war. Chelmsford wasn't at Isandlwana where the Brits, outnumbered about ten to one, inflicted 20% - 30% casualties on the Zulus. Like Pyrrhus, Cetshwayo would have been ruined by too many more such victories. Ulundi trumps Isandlwana, I reckon.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 19 October 2014, 02:38:34 PM
Napoleon III and or Bazaine.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Subedai on 19 October 2014, 03:15:12 PM
How about Sir Hew Dalrymple, the guy who signed the Convention of Cintra during the early stages of the Peninsular War?
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Poggle on 19 October 2014, 04:04:24 PM
Major-General Henry Proctor, War of 1812. Accounted as personally brave but his incompetence allowed the Americans to run rings around him.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 19 October 2014, 04:06:40 PM
Brigade Braddock - not only did he get his troops massacred, he fail to get Lt Col G Washington Virginia Milita killed at the same time.

IanS  ;)
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: WeeWars on 19 October 2014, 04:13:00 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 19 October 2014, 12:35:34 PM
I don't know the gentleman personally.

Do you know any dead generals personally?
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 October 2014, 04:29:53 PM
One. Though he was a general in the Thai police force. May he rest in peace.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Last Hussar on 19 October 2014, 05:41:35 PM
FSN
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: fsn on 19 October 2014, 06:30:11 PM
What?


Thank you for noticing me - FSN
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Techno on 19 October 2014, 07:15:57 PM
Who ?

Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 19 October 2014, 07:37:46 PM
Why?
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: fsn on 19 October 2014, 07:54:58 PM
I'll have you know as a solo wargamer, I have a 50% success rate. 


I want it all, I want in now - FSN
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Last Hussar on 19 October 2014, 08:29:25 PM
Over-reliance on one tank type.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: mollinary on 19 October 2014, 08:33:21 PM
Quote from: fsn on 19 October 2014, 07:54:58 PM
I'll have you know as a solo wargamer, I have a 50% success rate. 


I want it all, I want in now - FSN

But so does your opponent!  :D

Mollinary
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 19 October 2014, 08:40:16 PM
 =O =O =O =O =O =O =D> =D>
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Dave Fielder on 19 October 2014, 08:44:53 PM
The 10 guys at our wargames club are on the list.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Leon on 19 October 2014, 11:48:06 PM
Quote from: fsn on 19 October 2014, 07:54:58 PM
I'll have you know as a solo wargamer, I have a 50% success rate. 


I want it all, I want in now - FSN

That's a pretty impressive stat there, being able to win and lose in exact proportions shows some talented dice-manship.

8)
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Last Hussar on 20 October 2014, 11:37:04 AM
Despite him cheating by lying to his opponent.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: nikharwood on 20 October 2014, 02:43:54 PM
He must have drawn with himself at some point, surely?  ;)
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Maenoferren on 20 October 2014, 07:16:15 PM
Quote from: nikharwood on 20 October 2014, 02:43:54 PM
He must have drawn with himself at some point, surely?  ;)
It would seem not  :D
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: fsn on 21 October 2014, 07:20:19 AM
Never drawn. If I get bored I just redefine the objectives, or randomly throw in some reinforcements on one side or have an act of god. Good thing about flying solo is that the table can stay up for days.

All by myself - FSN
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: FierceKitty on 21 October 2014, 07:54:12 AM
Must be some Viagra in its make-up.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Hertsblue on 21 October 2014, 10:18:35 AM
How about General Rudolfo Graziani, who commanded the Italian 10th Army in Egypt, captured with 130,000 of his men in Operation Compass?
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: FierceKitty on 21 October 2014, 10:26:30 AM
Modern Italians don't attempt to win battles, and they are successful in this. How is that incompetence?
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Chad on 21 October 2014, 12:49:31 PM
Custer. Rejected Gatling guns and split his force in the face of an enemy with superior numbers.
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Fenton on 21 October 2014, 01:25:42 PM
How about Townshend in Mesopotamia
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Matt J on 21 October 2014, 02:07:57 PM
Khalid bin Bargash
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 22 October 2014, 11:14:28 AM
Yes Townsend is a good candidate.

IanS
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: fsn on 22 October 2014, 04:06:11 PM
Custer - definitely. How about McLellan?


Why won't Techno share? - FSN
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Techno on 22 October 2014, 06:41:37 PM
Oh (Sigh).......You can put down - Cheers - Phil - if you really, really want to.
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: fsn on 22 October 2014, 06:58:34 PM
Cheers Phil!


Title: Re: 10 most incompetent military leaders
Post by: Techno on 23 October 2014, 05:55:24 AM
 :P ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Me