If you cut (or plucked) every single hair from your head and body.......And then laid them all end to end.
You'd be a bloody weirdo ! :P
Wouldn't you prefer to just wait for alopecia?
You could use VEET hair removal cream
See these reviews
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
If those are the ones I think they are, Mark.....They're hilarious !!!
Cheers - Phil
;D ;D ;D ;D and tears as well!
I prefer the Dorothy Parker version: "If all the young ladies at the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." (quoted in various minor permutations)
I'm surprised it hasn't been rendered as wimped end to end.
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 30 July 2014, 02:12:53 PM
I'm surprised it hasn't been rendered as wimped end to end.
Translation for an ignorant but interested colonial, please. What does
wimp mean as a verb?
Nothing. I just assumed the Yanks would treat laid in the same way as p***y. I wonder if I can write that beaver has been reintroduced to Scotland?
Yes I can, so we'll hav t talk about Mrs Slocum's beaver from now on.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Strange that you can't write the word 'putty', on the forum, DP.....I seem to be able to. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Parker wasn't one to flinch from taboo words. Read up her comment when she met Norman Mailer (I think it was).
Damn, I used wimp and all me windows fell out.
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 30 July 2014, 07:17:38 PM
Damn, I used wimp and all me windows fell out.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
People who live in glass houses should make sure they use plenty of p***y......Otherwise that's what's going to happen.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 30 July 2014, 05:23:50 PM
Parker wasn't one to flinch from taboo words. Read up her comment when she met Norman Mailer (I think it was).
I don't remember Parker ever meeting Norman Mailer in Thunderbirds.......Anyway, Parker was a bloke.......Or did I miss something in one of the episodes ?
Cheers - Scott.
Yes, milady.
Parker!
Yes M'lady?
Take off my dress!
Yes M'lady.
Remove my underskirt!
Yes M'lady.
Now unhook my bra and put it on that chair!
Yes M'lady.
Parker, remove my suspender belt and stockings!
Yes M'lady.
At last Parker, slip off my panties!
Yes M'lady.
And Parker ....
Yes M'lady?
If I catch you in my clothes again, you're fired!
Quote from: Techno on 30 July 2014, 07:45:21 PM
I don't remember Parker ever meeting Norman Mailer in Thunderbirds.......Anyway, Parker was a bloke.......Or did I miss something in one of the episodes ?
Just concentrate on those
maqahitls, OK?
Oh! P***y is Putty! Putty. Of course. Windows - putty - obvious really. Silly me. Got that completely wrong.
I should stop spending so much time on the Top Totty page.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 31 July 2014, 01:17:38 AM
Just concentrate on those maqahitls, OK?
FK.....I've told the forum before....I'm not supposed to mix my medication with alcohol !
(What do I need to mix to make a maqahitl ?....If it's as nice as a Mai Tai , I'll give it a whirl !) ;)
Cheers - Phil
Take a small cricket bat, set strips of broken glass around the edge, and hit people with it.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 31 July 2014, 10:33:10 AM
Take a small cricket bat, set strips of broken glass around the edge, and hit people with it.
;D :D ;D
Nicely phrased, FK, nicely phrased =D>
Quote from: FierceKitty on 31 July 2014, 10:33:10 AM
Take a small cricket bat, set strips of broken glass around the edge, and hit people with it.
Any particular people ?
The gods aren't too fussy about what you bring home for them; but perhaps young and tender, since the leftovers were eaten afterwards.
Ah, religion is a great moral force.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 01 August 2014, 12:51:34 AM
The gods aren't too fussy about what you bring home for them; but perhaps young and tender, since the leftovers were eaten afterwards.
I wouldn't need a cricket bat to soften up some of the stuff on the Totty Page before eating them! :d
Good Heavens! :o
I won't argue with you there.
Surreal and more than slightly unpleasant. :o :o :o
Tastes good though....
ianS
Gentlemen. please. :-[
Who de h*ll is you chatin at man.....
IanS :D
The false dreadlocks aren't fooling anyone you know, Ian. :D
D'eyse false??!!