With the recent announcement that the German Sausage cartell has been fined a very large amount of money I thought I'd kick off the funnies...
Have you heard about the German vegetarian pessimist?
He feared the Wurst.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Johanna Maria says it's not funny. (She's sitting opposite me right now.)
Quote from: DanJ on 16 July 2014, 08:55:11 AM
Have you heard about the German vegetarian pessimist?
He feared the Wurst.
X_X X_X X_X ;D ;D ;D
ARGH..........
IanS :-[
What worries me is that the title of this thread is "First of the German Sausage jokes".
This promises more.
This is going to end up with lots of jokes that have punchlines like
'Because he was a sour kraut'
But I live in hope
Abandon all hope ye who enter here......
IanS :d :d
No, it's in Shropshire. ;)
I'm actually suprised there haven't been any more sausage jokes on this thread considering the inventive hights of humour this forum has risen to in the pasta thread!
I was listening to the story on Radio 4 yesterday moring, apparently the cartell of sausage manufacturers has been given a masive fine for price fixing, this follows similar fines to the brewers and sugar manufacturers. The pressenter made several, in fact many, terrible jokes while interviewing an unamused economist who kept saying how serious this case was and who obviosly didn't apreciate the interviewer's levity.
Unfortunately I can only remember the one joke.
Well........Don't keep us in suspense ! ;)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Fenton on 16 July 2014, 04:44:38 PM
But I live in hope
So why don't you turn up in Broughton every Thursday, after all Hope is just up the road in North Wales....
IanS
What sort of sausage does a dyslexic German butcher make out of Bart Simpson?
Brat-wurst!
Quote from: mollinary on 17 July 2014, 11:52:43 AM
What sort of sausage does a dyslexic German butcher make out of Bart Simpson? Brat-wurst!
Throw this man into the scorpion pit ! ;)
Cheers - Phil
In an attempt to raise the tone ... :)
Schopenhauer - "The wurst is yet to come."
Benjamin Disraeli - " I am prepared for the wurst, but hope for the best."
Walt Whitman - "I am as bad as the wurst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."
David Hume - "The corruption of the best things gives rise to the wurst."
Coats for the gentlemen!
Nurse the screens please!! :o :o
The best in our natures is drowning in the Wurst. - Salman Rushdie
What baloney!
Ok - "It was the wurst of times, it was the best of times".....
IanS
Aaargh!
No Wurst, there is none; pitched past pitch of grief.... (If Hopkins had been German - come to think of it, his sentences do have a decidedly Teutonic tendency to go on far too long and in excessive complexity, so perhaps he secretly was.)
Yes Dickens always brings the wurst out in me as well.
IanS
What was it Hillaire Belloc wrote?
"Always keep ahold of nurse
For fear of finding "a sausage!?" (Or was it "something wurst"?).
I'll get my coat.
Mollinary
Just to combine a thread -
I suspect this wurst is pasta it's best by date.......
IanS
(Walks out in disgust at the desperation of this thread, salaming the door on his way).
A banger, they call me (before anyone beats me to it).
Leon- Please can you delete this thread its just the Wurst one ever
Its OK, I have my coat on and the door open.
One end to this thread won't be enough, it will need two!
:P
We're just stringing it out now.
Yes, a mish-mash of all kinds of things seem to end up in it.
What this thread needs is more links ;)
Soya ones perhaps ?
IanS
Soya coming, obviously.
Andouille think this post will ever end? We seem to have a knack for extending it furter. What chorizos do we have?
:'( :'( :'( :'(
I don't want Toulouse this thread :)
Can we have a new sculpt for WSS - Prince Eugene of Saveloy.
Goes great with cabbage...
And the consort, Princess Wilhelmina of Frankfurt.
Sorry but i am still looking for the sausage joke. Have i missed it? ;)
That's what your wife said...
Boom! and there it is!
Was that one a banger ?
IanS