The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.
However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."
Well, here it is:
You're a man and you see a beautiful lady at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed," - That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a beautiful lady. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He`s fantastic in bed," - That's Advertising.
You see a beautiful lady at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," - That's Telemarketing.
You see a lady at a party, you straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten her necklace, brushing lightly against her arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a beautiful lady. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed," - That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a beautiful lady. She fancies you, but you talk her into going home with your friend. - That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you. - That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realise that there could be beautiful ladies in all these houses you're passing. So you stand in the centre of the street and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!". - That's Junk Mail.
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Brilliant! I'm going to send this to our sales and marketing team, not quite sure of the response though.
Love it ;D