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Title: Wally's Wedding Night
Post by: Ferb on 21 June 2014, 09:18:44 PM
At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action...
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more 'action.' Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more frantic coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it..... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.'

And, once again they enjoy each other in the way only two people in the first flush of lust can... But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: 'You mean I've been here already?'
Title: Re: Wally's Wedding Night
Post by: Steve J on 22 June 2014, 06:33:51 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Techno on 22 June 2014, 06:35:55 AM
Very good !! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
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Post by: fsn on 22 June 2014, 07:15:30 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: FierceKitty on 22 June 2014, 07:21:06 AM
Have I told people my joke about Alzheimer's?
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Post by: Techno on 22 June 2014, 07:50:09 AM
Very good, FK ! ;D
Cheers - Phil
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Post by: FierceKitty on 22 June 2014, 09:05:53 AM
Huh?
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Post by: fsn on 22 June 2014, 09:42:04 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wally's Wedding Night
Post by: Techno on 22 June 2014, 10:45:07 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 22 June 2014, 09:05:53 AM
Huh?

In a patronizing and slightly impatient tone...
I said, "VERY GOOD", FK.  ;)
Cheers - Phil
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Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 22 June 2014, 11:14:34 AM
Keep the NOISE DOWN......

IanS
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Post by: FierceKitty on 22 June 2014, 11:18:57 AM
I'm not deaf, you know....
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Post by: Hertsblue on 23 June 2014, 07:49:24 AM
What?
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 23 June 2014, 09:52:47 AM
Half past nine.
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Post by: FierceKitty on 23 June 2014, 10:31:46 AM
Yes, so have I.
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Post by: Techno on 23 June 2014, 04:24:32 PM
No you haven't !
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Post by: FierceKitty on 24 June 2014, 12:27:08 AM
Oh, no it isn't!
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Post by: Hertsblue on 24 June 2014, 07:20:05 AM
Stop muttering and speak up!
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Post by: FierceKitty on 24 June 2014, 07:25:47 AM
We don't have the daft old coots we used to have when I was a lad!
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Post by: Hertsblue on 24 June 2014, 07:27:34 AM
Who's wearing half-boots?
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Post by: Orcs on 24 June 2014, 10:01:18 AM
I sent this to my partner  and she replied "That is you already"

Not sure how to take that as it means one of the following :-  :-\

I look like I am 85 yeas old - Rather worrying as I have yet to reach 50 :-S

A truly a great lover - I suppose I can alwasy live in hope  ;)

So forgetful I am senile - The most likely conclusion  ;D
Title: Re: Wally's Wedding Night
Post by: skywalker on 24 June 2014, 11:29:15 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D