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John Betjeman famously wrote
QuoteCome friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
Such is the history of the English language and geography, that for non-native speakers – like Americans - it would not be immediately obvious how to pronounce 'Slough', though the next line's rhyme -
QuoteIt isn't fit for humans now,
would demonstrate it
However, if he had written
QuoteI've had just about enough
they would be none the wiser. Of course he could have used
QuoteYour belching chimneys make me cough
and it would have still looked right, though I can not imagine how it would rhyme with
QuoteIt is a God forsaken borough
Though (look another one) this would have let him go on to
QuoteYou are not as fine as Edinburgh
to really confuse things. Or maybe the second line could be
QuoteYou're roads have become really slow.
Half the problem is the huge number of words that we've imported from other languages. We've retained their particular spelling without any thought as to how it would gell with our own conventions. And proper names don't count - otherwise how does Cholmondly come out as "Chumly"?
Having said all this, it must be admitted that English pronunciation is a real pig's breakfast - not helped by many regional variations. ~X( ~X( ~X(
"English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over and rummages through their pockets for loose grammar."
-- Unknown
"English is the result of Norman soldiers attempting to pick up Anglo-Saxon barmaids, and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
-- H. Beam Piper
We also suffer from the fact that the printing trade was long dominated by Dutchmen who were paid by the letter.
Someone form Smoggy trying to teach us pronunciation.......
Der.
IanS
In the mists of time, when all was shades of grey (no, I don't know how many!), black and white, TV used to show Will Hay films. I seem to recall dimly one called "The Goose Steps Out" where Will was parachuted into Germany to instruct German spies destined for deployment to England. Film also featured an early role for Charles Hawtrey of Carry On fame. The scene that stands out is a microcosm of this thread, but culminates in Will leading the students in giving the V sign to a portrait of the Fuhrer. As an adolescent I found it very funny but then ..... those were the days... dribble, dribble, snore. :)
Mollinary
Reminds me of when my French teacher wrote 'ghoti' on the blackboard and asked how it was pronounced.
I'll wait and see if anyone can work it out before posting his answer :d
fish
Had you heard it before or did you google it? (which I did after posting to find it has a Wikipedia page, well doesn't everything)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghoti
It's been around quite some time.
At primary school, a teacher wrote "Tin tin tin" on the board and asked what it said. Took a while but I got it eventually. That was about the Yorkshire dialect, though, rather than spelling.
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Spell Hedgehog using only 4 letters:
EGOG
French rather than English but also using letters for words and you have to read it aloud:
Fritz to Voltaire-- p c
---------- a ----------
venez Sans
Voltaire to Fritz--- G a
Which being translated is:
Venez souper a Sans Souci
J'ai grand appétit
Apologies for lack of grave accents!