Wargamers get together

Started by Orcs, 12 May 2014, 10:01:44 AM

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Orcs

A group of wargamer, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge
because the waitresses had big breasts & wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they
should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge
because the food and service was good and the beer was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should
meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge
because they could dine in peace and quiet and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet
for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge
because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the
disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet
for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge
because they had never been there before . . .
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Ithoriel

Brilliant!

So brilliant that I stole it for my Facebook page :)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Fenton

Hasn't this been posted before?
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Techno

I like that one !! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

Ithoriel

There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

O Dinas Powys

(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

Leon

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Ric

Haha, good one!

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Hertsblue

What nonsense. I remember as if it was...... when was it, again?
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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