10mm bears

[nikharwood]

"Were-wolf?"

"There wolf!"


Someone had to do it

Yes. Yes, you did 

[Maenoferren]

Were are they ?

IanS

They were rubbish at building houses and are now in the were-wolf....

[GordonY]

+6 if we get armoured bears with Dwarven lancers mounted on them (obviously led by Gandalf on a great big white one) Lets seriously screw up the Helm's Deep cavalry rescue. 

[Ithoriel]

+6 if we get armoured bears with Dwarven lancers mounted on them (obviously led by Gandalf on a great big white one) Lets seriously screw up the Helm's Deep cavalry rescue. 

Gandalf at Helm's Deep on a Great White ... wouldn't that be "jumping the shark"?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Gandalf at Helm's Deep on a Great White ... wouldn't that be "jumping the shark"?

See Phil - he's holding the chewed rag that used to be your coat.....

IanS

[Techno]

Uuuuuugh !
It's got Nobby saliva all over it !
Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

*phut* Sorry *curg* I've *snurt* got a cold.

I ate the mints in your pocket - FSN

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

But you ate the pocket too!

[fsn]

... and I don't think they were mints.

My tongue feels funny. 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Camphor does that to you..,

[Techno]

My tongue feels funny. 

Those were horse tranquilizers, you muppet !
It won't be just your tongue that feels funny, in a few minutes....
Sheesh !

Cheers - Phil

[Dunnadd]

GordonY wrote

+6 if we get armoured bears with Dwarven lancers mounted on them (obviously led by Gandalf on a great big white one) Lets seriously screw up the Helm's Deep cavalry rescue.  Evil

yeah - i suppose the LOTR films could have been worse. I was annoyed enough that the Rohirrim charged pikemen (well pike-uruks) in the Helm's Deep scene in the films, pikemen who had their pikes levelled against them, and rode them down. I was all "that's historically inaccurate, cavalry couldn't ride down pikemen" (unless the pikemen were disorganised by archery or spread out, or they hit them in the flank or rear while they were engaged to the front etc)

[toxicpixie]

You'll like this, but not a lot!

Thaaaats MAGIC!

[FierceKitty]

GordonY wrote
yeah - i suppose the LOTR films could have been worse. I was annoyed enough that the Rohirrim charged pikemen (well pike-uruks) in the Helm's Deep scene in the films, pikemen who had their pikes levelled against them, and rode them down. I was all "that's historically inaccurate, cavalry couldn't ride down pikemen" (unless the pikemen were disorganised by archery or spread out, or they hit them in the flank or rear while they were engaged to the front etc)

Absolutely agree.

[FierceKitty]

What about the fact that the Rohirrim carry shields and never use the dam' things? Or that there are only 10, 000 orcs at the battle of the Black Gates (it's clear enough that that many die putting in Sauron's contact lens in the morning)? Or the elven archers never miss or fail to kill? Or that mangonels smash major fortifications at the first shot? Or....where are the tablets?