Goodness knows what the postman thought.......

[Techno]

When he delivered a letter to Techno Towers today, addressed to
"Lieutenant General Phil Lewis........."

You know who you are....  
Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

Surely it should have been "Lieutenant General Sir Phil Lewis"?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

[Fenton]

The "Right Honourable Lieutenant General Sir Phil Lewis" surely

[toxicpixie]

You missed "Most Reverend" and "Dr." out

[Techno]

It was a damn sight better than an old colleague who used to address his letters to me, when I lived in Notts, as...........
No...I'm not going to tell you.....That used to make me wince as to what the postie thought then ! 
Cheers - Phil.

[Ace of Spades]

We also used to be very creative when filling out bank orders for friends, hobbymates etc., especially the payment description part... That no inquiries into their behaviour were ever started still wonders me. 

Cheers!
Rob

[get2grips]

How funny is that

[Fenton]

It was a damn sight better than an old colleague who used to address his letters to me, when I lived in Notts, as...........
No...I'm not going to tell you.....That used to make me wince as to what the postie thought then ! 
Cheers - Phil.

Multi Posable Model photographer?

[Nosher]

I still get the occasional parcel addressed to Flickin' Ell! which was a business name linked to my Paypal account when I used to paint and sell Subbuteo Teams

[goat major]

Thats a cracking name for a subbuteo business Nosher!

I started painting my Boro team in 1987 and still have 9 left to do!

[fsn]

When I were a little lad, I got a barman job at the local TA bar in Sheffield. Pride of place was a board of honour listing all the colonels of the local battallion. It went something like ...

Lt Col Sir Phil Lewis VD
Lt Col Archibald Fenton VD
Col Lemmey Nutter VD
Lt Col Sir B Igboss VD
...

Apparently they'd all been awarded the "Voluntary Decoration" (or that's what they told me.)

Do you think all the ladies of the town used to clap them when they got it?

[marie]

Did piss off postie, have my Mongols??

[Fenton]

When I were a little lad, I got a barman job at the local TA bar in Sheffield. Pride of place was a board of honour listing all the colonels of the local battallion. It went something like ...

Lt Col Sir Phil Lewis VD
Lt Col Archibald Fenton VD
Col Lemmey Nutter VD
Lt Col Sir B Igboss VD
...

Apparently they'd all been awarded the "Voluntary Decoration" (or that's what they told me.)

Do you think all the ladies of the town used to clap them when they got it?

I always knew you were a complete Bar steward

[fsn]

It's been said before, and likely will be said again.