Best reasons you lose

[brummie76]

"Heads i win, tails you loose!" gets me every time!!! lol

[fsn]

As a solo gamer, I never loose ... but then again, I never win.

[Ithoriel]

In the little WW2 campaign I'm playing in my fellow German commander and I are adamant that we are not  retreating, we're simply advancing on Berlin

[PatG]

Oh if we are doing stories....

We were playing HotT my Irish Heroes vs my mate Marc's Epic Vikings. A base of fianna are camped out in a swamp minding their own business when some great thumping norse god comes stomping over the hills to interrupt their dinner. Now normally   Marc rolls dice like a demon but not this time. 6 for the fianna 1 for the god and Thor goes back to Valhalla screaming like a girl with his long blonde hair trailing behind him. The boys, they get get back to their drinking.

[petercooman]

Best way I ever one was fairly lame.

We were doing a breakout type scenario for BKCII, Where you had to get 25% troops off the opposite table edge, and that had to include 3 stands of infantry. We decided to run this game 3 times over 3 gaming nights, so each of our merry group of 3 could have a shot as the breakout force. The other Two would divide a defending force between them. Me and my buddy already had a go, The third of us being the last in the series.

HE put down his army.... he had only brought 2 stands of infantry 


Off course we are not complete Arseholes and we played the game anyway, treating his anti tank guns as infantry too.

[ronan]

(...)he had only brought 2 stands of infantry 

Excellent !

I could have done this...

[GordonY]

I seldom lose!!

There is nothing finer in this life than to defeat your enemies, drive the survivors before you and hear the lamentations of their women.

That and the fact that I usually play Mexican Dave. 

[PatG]

I seldom lose!!

There is nothing finer in this life than to defeat your enemies, drive the survivors before you and hear the lamentations of their women.

That and the fact that I usually play Mexican Dave. 

Spoken by a man who has never been consistently fragged by his six year old daughter on Quake II - reflexes like a cobra on speed that one.  Never underestimate the crueler sex....