Top 28 responses to a wrong number text...

[Leon]

 

http://distractify.com/fun/fails/24-flawless-responses-to-wrong-number-texts/

[fsn]

Thank the dark Lord that I don't have a phone like that!

I'd rather have some more ... tanks ... or Hoplites ... or Austrian Grenadiers ... actually, I'm tempted by the triremes.

And that is why I don't have a fancy phone. 

[Fenton]

Still trying to work out which ones were the funny ones if any were meant to be

[fred.]

Several made me laugh

I particularly liked the one towards the end, about working someone else's shift - you need to check the time stamps for full effect

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

That was the best!