An Old Bushman

[Chad]

An old bushman told his granddaughter if she wanted to live a long life to sprinkle a bit of gunpowder on her cereal every morning.

She did that religiously till she died, aged 103.

She left 14 children , 25 grandchildren, 42 great grandchildren, 12 great great grandchildren and

a 15 metre hole where the crematorium used to be.

[Steve J]

Oh dear me .

[sebigboss79]

 

[Techno]

Groan !! 
Cheers - Phil.

[Orcs]

An old bushman told his granddaughter if she wanted to live a long life to sprinkle a bit of gunpowder on her cereal every morning.

She did that religiously till she died, aged 103.

She left 14 children , 25 grandchildren, 42 great grandchildren, 12 great great grandchildren and

a 15 metre hole where the crematorium used to be.

You could say "She went off with a bang" - I'll get my coat

[Techno]

Quickly please !
I'm holding it for you.
Cheers - Phil

[Hertsblue]

I don't care if it's on backwards - the door's over there.