Its a Very British Civil War

[Luddite]

[get2grips]

If this is a civil war...they aren't on my side

[Techno]

Jeeves has obviously been busy with the laundry.
Must keep standards up though. 
Cheers - Phil

[Fenton]

I say, is that bounder at the front using a frenchie machine gun?

Not cricket, not cricket at all

[Techno]

Damn oik !
Cheers - Phil

[get2grips]

Even the bloody dog looks like a snob

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Dashed unsportsmanlike to shoot peasants pheasants with a belt fed gun.

[Sandinista]

It's ok - they are in the middle of the minefield I laid during the night 

[get2grips]

It's ok - they are in the middle of the minefield I laid during the night 

Result

[sunjester]

Jeeves has obviously been busy with the laundry.
Must keep standards up though. 
Cheers - Phil

One must ALWAYS keep up standards!

[Orcs]

One must ALWAYS keep up standards!

Well this lot haven't they are using a Damn Frenchie machine gun

[Techno]

One just doesn't get the same class of Toffs as one used to..
For shame !
Cheers - Phil

[Ithoriel]

Brandy, champagne, cheese, automatic weaponry ... all the classy stuff comes from France :-)

[fsn]

Sir! You're a blackguard!

Malt whisky, Port, Cheddar, and a good solid Bren gun! (Yes I know it's basically a Czech design, but it's been properly Anglicised.)

No need for Johnny Frenchman to enjoy a comfortable life!

[get2grips]

Sir! You're a blackguard!

Malt whisky, Port, Cheddar, and a good solid Bren gun! (Yes I know it's basically a Czech design, but it's been properly Anglicised.)

No need for Johnny Frenchman to enjoy a comfortable life!

Huzzah! 

[howayman]

"Damn the minefield ! Where is my tea?"

[Orcs]

Brandy, champagne, cheese, automatic weaponry ... all the classy stuff comes from France :-)

Champagne was actually invented by an Englishman Dr Merret in 1662 some 20 years before the French Monk copied "our " recipe.  (Your right FSN typical blackguard thing to do)   
Also the advanced industrialisation of England allowed us to produce bottles that were strong enough for the secondary fermentation process.

So we are now looking for the French to pay us royalties on every bottle thay have produced in the last 340 years 

[Fenton]

 If you follow that  logic after the French have paid then we should pay the Italians who planted the vineyards there in the first place

[Orcs]

If you follow that  logic after the French have paid then we should pay the Italians who planted the vineyards there in the first place

The Italians left the vineyards behind when they retreated   , evacuated , Ran away   went home.  And anyway vines are a plant not a patentable product

[Fenton]

Well I am going to blame you for the whole thing cos while I was looking it up I had to read a Daily Express article and now I will have to go and burn my eyes out