The Genie

[Chad]

A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially
buried in the sand.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him
he has been granted one wish.

The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after a Labour government balances the budget
and eliminates the debt.

"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.

[Leon]

 

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[sebigboss79]

 

[Ithoriel]

A man is walking along a beach early one morning and discovers an old oil lamp in the sand. As he brushes the sand off a genie appears and says,"You have released me, as is customary I will grant you three wishes!"

The man thinks briefly and then says,"I wish I was immensely rich!"

At the genie's behest he then goes to his bank and checks his accounts and finds that he has a billion pounds.

Impressed he says,"I wish all of the women I fancy fancied me!"

The genie sends him home and when he gets there Claudia Schiffer is rustling up breakfast, Heidi Klum is setting the table, Olivia Wilde is making coffee and when he goes to the bathroom Cheryl Cole is taking a shower.

One of the girls calls up to ask if he wants milk in his coffee and suddenly he knows what his third wish will be.

Overcome with excitement he says to the genie,"I wish I was hung like the milkman's horse!"

No problem, the genie assures him, go to sleep and in the morning the transformation will be complete.

Despite the excitement of the day he finally falls asleep and the following morning he leaps out of bed, takes a deep breath and gazing out of the window sees the milkman just along the street ...


... with his mare