Hello!

[capthugeca]

Hi Robbie

Welcome

Hugh

[howayman]

Hi Rob welcome.
Smile, it only hurts for a while then you just don't feel it any more.
Does Leon have a clone for insults then?

[Maenoferren]

Hello, my name is Rob and I like tiny figures.

Just made my first order with Pendraken for some Celts for Hail Caesar. Can't wait to receive the wee guys!

Welcome aboard.

[get2grips]

Hi Rob: bit nuts round here but really friendly; nice to have you aboard

[Orcs]

Hi Robbie, welcome to the nuthouse forum

[FierceKitty]

Are you the Robble who has no toes?

[howayman]

Hi Robbie Notoes,  you may have guessed by now that this is no ordinary web site.
Welcome and enjoy.

[Techno]

Someone explain this 'no toes' reference.....I'm lost (So no change there then.)
Cheers - Phil.

[fsn]

Is it to get closer to the bar?

[OldenBUA]

I'm only thinking, if he is, has FierceKitty just stepped on them? 





For Techno, a quick bit of Googling: http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ll/pobble.html

[Last Hussar]

You should order Romans.  You get Centurions with those...

[fsn]

Yes. Centurions. Centurions are gooood.

[FierceKitty]

The Pobble Who Has No Toes

The Pobble who has no toes
Had once as many as we;
When they said "Some day you may lose them all;"
He replied "Fish, fiddle-de-dee!"
And his Aunt Jobiska made him drink
Lavender water tinged with pink,
For she said "The World in general knows
There's nothing so good for a Pobble's toes!"

The Pobble who has no toes
Swam across the Bristol Channel;
But before he set out he wrapped his nose
In a piece of scarlet flannel.
For his Aunt Jobiska said "No harm
Can come to his toes if his nose is warm;
And it's perfectly known that a Pobble's toes
Are safe, -- provided he minds his nose!"

The Pobble swam fast and well,
And when boats or ships came near him,
He tinkledy-blinkledy-winkled a bell,
So that all the world could hear him.
And all the Sailors and Admirals cried,
When they saw him nearing the further side -
"He has gone to fish for his Aunt Jobiska's
Runcible Cat with crimson whiskers!"

But before he touched the shore,
The shore of the Bristol Channel,
A sea-green porpoise carried away
His wrapper of scarlet flannel.
And when he came to observe his feet,
Formerly garnished with toes so neat,
His face at once became forlorn,
On perceiving that all his toes were gone!

And nobody ever knew,
From that dark day to the present,
Whoso had taken the Pobble's toes,
In a manner so far from pleasant.
Whether the shrimps, or crawfish grey,
Or crafty Mermaids stole them away -
Nobody knew: and nobody knows
How the Pobble was robbed of his twice five toes!

The Pobble who has no toes
Was placed in a friendly Bark,
And they rowed him back, and carried him up
To his Aunt Jobiska's Park.
And she made him a feast at his earnest wish
Of eggs and buttercups fried with fish, -
And she said "It's a fact the whole world knows,
That Pobbles are happier without their toes!"

Edward Lear

[Hertsblue]

So the moral is - never swim the Bristol Channel without wrapping your nose in flannel? Hmmmm. 

[Ithoriel]

Hertsblue: No, no, this where we sit around in a circle and whinge about Leon.


What!? Won't have a bad word said about him!

Step outside to the Forum Barfight thread sir!! 




Edit: Cocked up the Hertsblue quote