What day was she born?

Started by Ferb, 01 October 2013, 02:41:41 PM

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Ferb

01 October 2013, 02:41:41 PM
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling her nipples she began to lose patience and said. "Come on, what day was I born"? I said, "Yesterday."

Techno

01 October 2013, 03:00:24 PM #1
 #-o

Chad

01 October 2013, 03:59:25 PM #2
I assume she was blonde!  :-\ :) :) :)

Leon

01 October 2013, 05:01:30 PM #3
 ;D
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Last Hussar

01 October 2013, 05:16:50 PM #4
"I bet  you a drink I can make your boobs jiggle without touching them."
Jiggle jiggle
"Ok, I'll buy you that drink."
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Techno

01 October 2013, 05:57:12 PM #5
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Was I slow on that one ? !! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Cheers - Phil

sebigboss79

01 October 2013, 06:16:15 PM #6
Quote from: Techno on 01 October 2013, 05:57:12 PM
#-o #-o #-o #-o #-o
Was I slow on that one ? !! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Cheers - Phil

You mean you were slow on boobies?
Such is the life of a married man  :(

Steve J

01 October 2013, 09:08:04 PM #7
 =O =O =O
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