The countdown has already started !

[Techno]

Apologies if someone else has noted this somewhere else, but......
Anyone else spotted that our esteemed leader is only 9 posts short of 10,000.
What rank will that bestow on him ?
Bet I'll miss it !!
Cheers - Phil.

[fsn]

Maybe  he has to retire and start again?

[get2grips]

Five star general??? 

[Fenton]

Show off?

[get2grips]

Show off?

[fsn]

Buy everyone a pint?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Optimist  -



IanS

[Fenton]

Maybe it will be the end of the forum

Once the 10,000th  post goes up, we all see credits and  and a nice little video of a casting machine being used, then we will be invited to start the forum again at a higher difficulty level

[Nosher]

I reckon he will become a Leg-end

[get2grips]

Maybe it will be the end of the forum

Once the 10,000th  post goes up, we all see credits and  and a nice little video of a casting machine being used, then we will be invited to start the forum again at a higher difficulty level

Higher level...the gutter? 

[Ithoriel]

Higher level...the gutter? 

"We are all of us in the gutter / But some of us are looking at the stars" - Chrissie Hynds*

*Yes, I know she was quoting/ plagiarising Oscar Wilde

[Techno]

Higher level...the gutter? 

Not that high, surely ?
But I suppose we can dream.
Cheers - Phil

[get2grips]

Not that high, surely ?
But I suppose we can dream.
Cheers - Phil

Yeah...the gutter might be too highbrow for Fenton 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Dictator for life? 

[get2grips]

Dictator for life? 

Cruel...but funny 

[Hertsblue]

Higher level...the gutter? 

But is this the gutter by the kerb or the one that runs around the roof? 

[Fenton]

    King Leon r: I am your king.
    Peasant forum member : Well, I didn't vote for you.
    King Leon : You don't vote for kings.
    Peasant forum member : Well, how'd you become king, then?
    [Angelic music plays... ]
    King Leon : The Casting Dwarf  of the lead  lake, its  arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft a master mould  from the bosom of the casting machine , signifying by divine providence that I, Leon , was to carry all these ranges . That is why I am your king.
    Dennis another forum member : Listen. Strange dwarves  lying in ponds distributing figures  is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from          the masses, not from some farcical casting ceremony.

    King Leon : Be quiet!
    Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some forum members  threw some money  at you!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

See us being oppressed!

[Orcs]

But is this the gutter by the kerb or the one that runs around the roof? 

Neither - its the one that takes the overflow from the sewer

[Orcs]

Dictator for life? 

No he cant have that - Adele tells him what to do.