Woman are Evil

Started by fsn, 01 June 2013, 12:39:56 PM

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fsn

Women require time and money                  (W=TxM)
But
Tiime is Money                                           (T=M therefore W = M^2)
But
money is the root of evil                             (M= sqrt(E) therefore W = [sqrt(E)]^2)
therefore
Women are Evil                                         (W = E)

QED

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Kiwidave

There's a flaw in your proof: the love of money is the root of all evil, not the money itself :)

Elliesdad

If Women require time and money, surely that would be (W=T+M). Yes?

But I take your general point. Once they get a wedding ring things change...

Hertsblue

Quote from: Kiwidave on 01 June 2013, 01:17:42 PM
There's a flaw in your proof: the love of money is the root of all evil, not the money itself :)

However, without money there could be no love of it, therefore under the rule of proximate cause money is actually the root cause.
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