Useless / unwanted wargaming related present.

Started by Orcs, 18 May 2013, 06:37:34 PM

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Orcs


You know the scenario - Its christmas/birthday and you significant other, in-laws, out-laws or whoever has bought you a present that they think you will like as ithey think is wargames / history / Military related item.

You open the said present  make appropriate noises about how lovely it is while deep down thinking "how soon can i get away with taking this down the charity shop?"

So please state

1 The item
2 Who it was from - If your brave enough
3 Why it was absolutely useless to you


I have recieved

1 A coffee table book of photos of views of Hadrians wall
2 No Comment
3 It was just very nice pictures of views - nothing military about it at all


1 An incredibly boring autobiography of a Battle of Britain Pilot
2 Out-laws
3 Only a passing interest in Battle of Britain, but this book was so boring and badly written I only got as far as page four having tried to read it 3 times
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

sebigboss79


Orcs



Yes because its what your realatives think is wargame related, not what actually is
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

sebigboss79

Okay now THAT clariefies it. So someone imagines it "wargames related" but the connoisseur would not.

In that case:

1. Socks / GW Eldar
2. Master of my Life (Mum) / Master of the House (Daughter)
3. You REALLY asking?