Health Information

[Chad]

                              IMPORTANT  HEALTH INFORMATION

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about BEER.


BEER is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of BEER almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

BEER may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of BEER may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of BEER may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of BEER may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of BEER may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

This message is brought to you by people that care for you and who are already enjoying the daily use of BEER..

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[Nosher]

Beers great

Its just that Big Brown Bear that comes around when you are in an alcohol induced sleep you need to be aware of

"What Big Brown Bear?" I hear you say!

Who else do you think it is that steals all your money, hits you over the head and takes a dump in your mouth every time you have few too many...