Two sides to every story

[Orcs]

2 WOMEN - are having a coffee and catching up:

So, how was your evening last night?

A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in
4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare,
"granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and
falling asleep 2 minutes later. Nightmare, and you?

Oh, mine was incredible.. My hubby was waiting for me to get back
home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner We then
walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for
a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles and we had
foreplay which lasted for an hour. We then made love for another
hour and we chatted until late.. It was wonderful...


2 MEN (husbands of the 2 women) - meet at the pub...

So, how was your evening last night?


Incredible! When I came home, the food was just ready. I ate, we
shagged and I fell asleep. Wonderful night, I just love my wife, You?

A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I
switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went
into darkness. Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better
half arrived, I took her out for dinner. It was the only thing to do
to avoid getting an ear-full...! The Dinner was so expensive that I
couldn't afford a taxi, so we had to walk home. It took ages and
once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to
light all these f..k..g candles to avoid knocking everything over. I
was so wound up and pissed off that it took me an hour to get a hard
on, and another one to finish. In the end, I was still wound up and
it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on
about everything and nothing.......disaster.

[Techno]

 
Rather like that !!
Cheers - Phil.

[sebigboss79]

Welcome to the real world Neo...lol

[General Bt Sherman]

Good stuff

[Leon]