Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

[Last Hussar]

Sigh...
Lay duvet on bed, top edge toward where you are standing.

Turn cover inside out.

Put hands in top corners.

Grab top corners of duvet

Shrug cover onto duvet.

Locate bottom duvet covers into bottom corners of cover

Grab corners and shake/flap until flat and full

Takes 5 minutes

[d_Guy]

Thanks, LH. Seems simple enough. One question, and I mean no disrespect at all, are you built like an orangutan?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Ook!

[Ithoriel]

As an ex-librarian who was not metamorphosed into an orangutan by the magical tomes of Catherine Cookson, Jeffrey Archer or Barbara Cartland I find grabbing the corners of a Super King Size duvet something of a feat in itself. Plus shaking the assembled duvet and cover seems to simply result in the duvet curling itself up in the foetal position unless the corners are held in place with binder clips.

I don't understand why the cover doesn't simply zip up on three sides. That plus a loop on each corner of the duvet and corresponding buttons or toggles in the corners of the cover would make things so much simpler. Open the cover, lay bottom face down on a flat surface (there should be one conveniently nearby!) lay duvet flat on cover and button/ toggle duvet to cover, fold upper part of cover over and zip up. Arrange duvet and cover on bed, if not already in place,ensure duvet cover edge with no zip is at the head end of the bed.

[fsn]

So, does this mean we are getting Indians? 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

So, does this mean we are getting Indians? 

https://youtu.be/ssv-jSSoI7I?si=s4w0JHVE94eZqFZT

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

So, does this mean we are getting Indians? 

Shades of Aztecs - so once only ask please   

[d_Guy]

A very sensible design, Ithoriel. Please obtain a patent, thus assuring that it will be pirated and I'll be able to buy one at the local WallyWorld in less than a year.

[fsn]

Shades of Aztecs - so once only ask please   

To recap. I said I'd like Amazons, Indians or Squidlings.
Speedy insisted that he knew something I didn't know.*
Leon pitched in with a little teaser
Then it all got a little ... chamber linen ... and I thought this must be some sort of coded language** about Speedy knowing something*** and I am seeking clarification.





* My first guess was the pleasure in drawing on silk stockings over one's own freshly shaved legs
** AKA forum drivel I don't understand
*** which in itself a rare event.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

* My first guess was the pleasure in drawing on silk stockings over one's own freshly shaved legs
** AKA forum drivel I don't understand
*** which in itself a rare event.

*I have never shaved my legs! A gentleman waxes before he plays any part in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
**Duvets and N space equations https://youtu.be/DRPfudNNd8Y?feature=shared
***Muhahahahahahaha 😈

[Last Hussar]

Wax is a bit of a nightmare.  Veet, that's your friend.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Wax is a bit of a nightmare.  Veet, that's your friend.

Wax earned £400 for Cancer Research (in 1992)!


I limped for a day...

[Orcs]

Wax earned £400 for Cancer Research (in 1992)!


I limped for a day...

A worthy cause, worth limping for a day

[Last Hussar]

Colleague is currently Googling the neuro-surgery doctor she has been referred  to, to make sure he is good looking...

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Good effort.
Hope it's an easy treatment path. 🤞🏻