Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

[jimduncanuk]

Arrange these words into a well known phrase or saying......
Off blank die and.

Mr Narnia was playing such truly awful painful silly sods, I had to ask Von to call an ambulance, earlier.
Four to seven hours wait..(apparently)...Von started driving us over..
Do I really want to go to casualty, at this time ?......Not on your life.
I just kept pushing at the lump.....and FINALLY after around five hours.....the cricket ball sized bastard went back.

Better than anything you could imagine.

I hope I'll sleep for 36 hours.

P

I had one of those once and some kind medics made it worse before making it better with one of those mesh things.

I've done a 24 hour sleep once, just after my cancer surgery, the opiates helped.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Hope is all OK Phil

[Techno II]

That sounds incredibly painful Phil, Its making me wince just reading it. Hope your ok now

Thanks, all.

DID get a half decent night's.....Just feel a rather washed out and 'sore' at the mo'.

I was just so relieved when I didn't need to go to A&E.

If it was going to be a four & seven hours wait for an ambulance...what must it be like in casualty itself ? Poor NHS staff !

Cheers - Phil.

[Westmarcher]

Hope you're happily sound asleep as I write. All the best.

[Techno II]

Davy.....How can I read this, if I'm asleep ?

Thanks, Matey !

(I'll probably have a ridiculously early night, again, tonight...Feeling a lot more 'chipper'...Just a wee bit tired....But not too bad, at all, now. )

Cheers - Phil. 

[paulr]

Good to hear you are on the mend Techno

[Techno II]

Thanks, Paul !

Cheers - Phil.

[Techno II]

I mean...typical !

You try and do your bit to help the planet by recycling.....and you get bitten on the finger !

(By a sodding tin lid hiding under the soap suds !....Sharper than some of my scalpels !  )

Cheers - Phil. 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

You know you shouldna play with sharp implements Phil. Hope it's not too bad.

[Techno II]

No...Thanks for asking, Ian.

It's just about knitted together already.
It just meant that I left a few bloody fingerprints around the kitchen, until I got a plaster on it !!

(Didn't half 'sting' when I did it.  )

Cheers - Phil.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Good stuff, hope you washed it out thourghly

[Techno II]

Oh, Yes.....

See if you can find the other two mishaps I had this afternoon.

Cheers - Phil.

[Heedless Horseman]

Good stuff, hope you washed it out thourghly

'Packaging from foodstuffs should be presented for recycling, without organic matter residues present.'

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

His DNA and fingerprints must be everywhere... hold on, he lives there.

[Steve J]

I was doing the weekly shop in ASDA this morning when over the tannoy came the advert for 'extra special vegan beef wellington'. I thought I'd misheard it but then it was soon repeated... .