Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Hugs

[Techno]

Thanks, Will.

Cheers - Phil.

[Westmarcher]

Any chance you can get Von interested in hamsters instead?

[Techno]

I wish.....

She won't even let me have a pet 'taranshlia'....I would call it Oswin.

Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

Sorry to hear about the Pony Phil

That is a lot for the drugs.

When our cat died peacefully in its sleep I thought Mros Orcs would want to have it cremated about £70, but no she wanted it buried in the garden.   Took forever digging a suitable hole deep enough.

I found it and I should have quietly put ut in a bin bag in the wheelie bin and pretended it had run away. 

[Last Hussar]

We tried the same with you.

[Westmarcher]

When our cat died peacefully in its sleep .... blah, blah, blah ....... I should have quietly put ut in a bin bag in the wheelie bin and pretended it had run away.  

Might have worked ..... if Mrs Orcs believes in zombies.  Or Saving Throws.  


p.s. @ Phil: Oswin's a good name.  

[Techno]

I found a big leech in the garden, when we used to live in the SE of England.....I kept him in a rain filled wheelbarrow. (Not for long, I stress.)
He was called Oswald. 

Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

I would have called him "Archibald".

But then again, I'm a Cary Grant fan.

[Techno]

You OIK !! 

Talking of 'names'....I wish 'they'd' give storms/hurricanes 'nasty' names......The current one battering the States.....'Harvey'......Just sounds completely wrong.
Best of wishes (and luck) to any of our friends in that area....Looks more than bloody frightening !

Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

They used to give them womens nams which I thought appropriate, but apparently this was sexist so they now give them names of both sexes


Q: What do women and hurricanes have in common?

A:When they come, they're wet and wild, and when they leave, they take your house and car!

[Ithoriel]

You OIK !! 

Talking of 'names'....I wish 'they'd' give storms/hurricanes 'nasty' names......The current one battering the States.....'Harvey'......Just sounds completely wrong.
Best of wishes (and luck) to any of our friends in that area....Looks more than bloody frightening !

Cheers - Phil

Do we really want hurricanes called "Ming the Merciless," "Houserender," "Destroyer of Worlds" or similar?

Don't panic! Don't panic! "Landblight" is coming! Stay in your houses!

[FierceKitty]

Could be fun. Hat-stealer, The Oz Express, Old Ripper, Skirt-lifter....

[Techno]

 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I found a big leech in the garden, when we used to live in the SE of England

That proves my opinion that the da*ned suferners are leaching of the rest of us.

IanS