Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

[Techno]

 

Cheers - Phil

[skywalker]

Sounds like a very attractive lady, not unlike the Flat slags from Viz

[FierceKitty]

I've been the token male in an otherwise females-only car pool. I'd rather like some of those here present to hear what women say about husbands and boyfriends in their absence. It might deflate a few priapically tumescent egos.

For any literate readers, should the plural of ego be nos?

[Leman]

He claims to speak English. Don't think there are many Georgians are still around.

[fsn]

I make no claims to even a semblance of attractiveness. I do not think that anyone's attractiveness is enhanced by tattoed hands on the knees, though it does make a statement.

Rather like the young lady who had "Hi, my name is Jodie" tattoed on her back by way of introduction to her amorous suitors.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Lawks

[Bodvoc]

Crikey, that broadened your life experience (if not your life expectancy!).

[Orcs]

The trouble with reading of FSN's experiences is that the way my mind works is that I will probably remember this post at the  most inappropriate time possible, (probably in a bedroom) snigger out loud and then have to explain myself to whoever I am with at the time. 

I have two questions

Why if the lady ( I use this term loosely you understand) was really so unattractive to FSN why was he looking so closely?

Secondly I did not think that FSN was that fussy 

[fsn]

I have an enquiring mind!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I have a mind!

2nd and 3rd opinions please

IanS

[fsn]

Gentlemen,

I can see that my predicament of yesterday has raised you to new heights of apathy. I think it behooves me to inform the virtually assembled membership that today I used the Blundell St Car Park (well 50p is ten shillings, and better in my pocket than King Parking), and hazarded the walk past the Scandinavian Church. Fortunately, I did not encounter the tattoeed lady of yesterday, however, I did observe something that could be of equal or even greater horror. Or possibly less. It depends largely on your definition of 'horror', and indeed what horrifies you. I had an Aunt who would, wthout qualm, butcher a sheep, yet would hide behind the door rather than be presented with Bruce Forsythe on the television. She was the same about Jimmy Hill, so mayhap it was a fear of chins.

To me though, this latest horror, and horror I believe it to be to all right thinking people, assailed me from a public advertisment. Gentlemen, I give you ... the first Christmas advert of 2016.



It is, needless to point out, July! I have delibertately obscured the name of the product, as I do not belive these scoundrels should benefit from their presumpton. Suffice to say, in my nerved state, this abhorrence came as quite a shock. 

[Techno]

 

(It's not that 'they've' taken an advert out of that case...and left last year's Christmas ad in there, is it Nobby ?......What am I saying ? Of course it isn't.  )

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Surely it be almost Easter ?

IanS

[Techno]

Haven't seen any fireworks in the supermarket yet. 

Cheers - Phil.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Phil - thought you were bared from using fireworks, even with a responsible adult. Letting you lose with explosives would be far too dangerous.

IanS