Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

TOOOOOO MUCH info Phil.

IanS

[Westmarcher]

 

[Heh! I was eating my breakfast there!]

[fsn]

Hope it's nothing too serious.

Make sure you drink plenty of liquids. No while asleep, obviously. That would be silly.



Well chaps, how are we going to make best use of the House Conscience being away for the day?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Well chaps, how are we going to make best use of the House Conscience being away for the day?

CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN

[fsn]

Pee! Po! Belly! Bum! Drawers!

[fsn]

So I rang Techno to see how he was and he didn't sound well. Very groggy. This worried me, so I've rang him again. Same thing. I've rung him several times and I think he's getting worse. He's not only reeling with fatigue, but seems to very crotchety and bad tempered.

Wouldn't even enter into a discussion about the differences between the various marks of Centurion - which is very off.

I'm worried about him.

And I think he's run out of paper essentials, and Wales is closed on a Sunday, so he's had to resort to dock leaves which Mrs T has had to collect - in the rain.

I better give him a ring. 

[Westmarcher]

 

Hope you feel better soon, Phil.

[Although, come to think of it, he's probably not fit enough to read this .......  ....... which means I can earnestly say ....

Pee! Po! Belly! Bum! Drawers!

... also!] 

[Last Hussar]

Really? I would have thought the Crimea.

No - not really into Crimea.

Watching football

Commentator ".. passes to Schär."
Lady H - "Cher? I would have thought she was a bit old to be playing"
Me - "Maybe she turned back time."

Dad Jokes at their finest.

[FierceKitty]

I didn't know Mrs T. spent her leave at the docks. I wonder what she does there....

[Techno]

I'm back.

I trust everyone has been behaving. Though that seems unlikely.
Thanks for the wishes.....Feel a lot better now.

Did what you said, Nobby. Drank oodles of water.

Cheers - Phil

(Blimey.....I'll have to catch up with all the posts I missed, one by one.)

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I refuse to believe that, this is what you and Mart were up to, political agitation!!

[Last Hussar]

Why are we charged going in, when we let the buggers out for free?  Its all adding to the bill for Daddy's Little Stalinist to study in Cardiff

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

On the dining room table tonight (recently moved into the conservatory for the summer) I had:
Two 40mm deep boxes containing my Later Romans
4 sheets A4 paper (background for photographs)
Digital camera
Camera lead
Laptop (to process and post photos)
Monitor (the laptop overheats, and the graphics card for the screen stops working, so after 3/4 of an hour you need a monitor)
An iPhone (playing 6Music)
An iPad ( so I can look at faceache while the laptop cools down)
A pair of scissors (cutting magna base)
A pack of eight crayons (daughters)
An anglepoise lamp with 100 watt bulb (the lighting in the conservatory is pants otherwise)
A cup of milk (still not really drinking beer)

Is that enough detritus?

[Techno]

Plenty to be going on with, Will. 

Cheers - Phil.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

That was the count as I tided up! It's empty now.