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Techno

22 August 2015, 04:31:33 PM #480 Last Edit: 23 August 2015, 06:33:47 AM by Techno
I worry about Mrs Techno's hearing......

Me.....
"I think I might make a compilation album for the car this afternoon......Something with Lynyrd Skynyrd, on it."

Mrs T.....
"Didn't know you liked him."

Me....
"Eh ?.....What's wrong with 'Sweet home Alabama'.....Er......What do you mean by 'him' ?"

Mrs T.....

"Oh.....I thought you said Leonard Cohen."

Cheers -  X_X

fsn

22 August 2015, 06:01:48 PM #481



I put "Sweet Home Alabama Leonard Cohen" in search bar in YouTube ...

on the off chance ...

you never know ...

Broke YouTube.


By the way the photo is of two horns using a human head as a contraceptive.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

22 August 2015, 07:02:26 PM #482
They must have fixed it:
http://youtu.be/b-bJPmasXKs
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Orcs

23 August 2015, 08:08:56 AM #483 Last Edit: 23 August 2015, 08:29:23 AM by Just a few Orcs
Quote from: Techno on 21 August 2015, 05:13:01 PM
She did the snow and ice 'splat' about 5 (?) years ago on a Christmas Eve, when she broke her hip ! X_X....That was on the drive though, not on the steps.
Cheers - Phil

Seems to me that the problem is visiting you Phil.  Perhaps you should suggests she stays away  :-bd

(If Mrs T sees this I might be in trouble  :-S )
 
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

23 August 2015, 08:51:05 AM #484
I do like the slightly optimistic 'might' there... ;D
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Techno

23 August 2015, 10:36:41 AM #485
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 23 August 2015, 08:08:56 AM
Seems to me that the problem is visiting you Phil.  

Visiting ?

She lives in the annexe attached to the house.  X_X
Cheers - Phil

Orcs

23 August 2015, 11:57:51 AM #486
Quote from: Techno on 23 August 2015, 10:36:41 AM


She lives in the annexe attached to the house.  X_X
Cheers - Phil

In the Stables ?

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Techno

23 August 2015, 12:48:34 PM #487
No....You Muppet !

It's the old 'cow shed'. (True).... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

Duke Speedy of Leighton

23 August 2015, 01:09:02 PM #488
Lol
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Orcs

23 August 2015, 01:11:58 PM #489
Quote from: Techno on 23 August 2015, 12:48:34 PM
No....You Muppet !

It's the old 'cow shed'. (True).... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil


I wasn't brave enough to make that suggestion
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Last Hussar

21 October 2015, 10:53:17 PM #490
Watching "Walk the Line".
Wife:"You'd never think that was the same guy as in Skyfall"
She's right. I've never thought Joaquin Phoenix was Javier Bardem.
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Techno

22 October 2015, 05:45:38 AM #491
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

(Though I'm afraid I wouldn't recognise either of them.)
Cheers - Phil

Tawa

22 October 2015, 02:47:27 PM #492
Quote from: Techno on 23 August 2015, 10:36:41 AMShe lives in the annexe attached to the house.


Why did I read that in time to the SpongeBob song.....?  ???
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Techno

22 October 2015, 02:54:49 PM #493
I don't know.
I'm not familiar with that particular piece of 'music'.
Is it something obscure by Pink Floyd, from their early days ?
Cheers - Phil

Tawa

11 December 2015, 11:29:57 AM #494
Boom! Ordered my tickets for Star Wars last night.  :D
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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