Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

Started by Leon, 24 February 2013, 05:21:09 PM

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Last Hussar

Are you impugning Ork culture?

Racist.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Orcs

Quote from: Last Hussar on 17 October 2024, 02:32:14 PMAre you impugning Ork culture?

Racist.
Orks are imposters - Unterorks. The only true Orcs are those of Tolkien lineage, with swarthy skins not green.
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Last Hussar

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Orcs

Quote from: Last Hussar on 17 October 2024, 05:25:39 PMSo you judge on skin colour...

It's like a uniform. Historically correct orcs are swarthy in colour not green. Having green orcs is like painting your Napoleonic British with Purple uniforms or the Russians with orange uniforms, It is just not right.   
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FierceKitty

Being a South African, I'd better keep out of this debate.

I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Raider4

I don't see this thread heading in a healthy direction on it's current trajectory. Maybe we should stop now?

But . . .
Quote. . . Historically correct orcs . . .
The what now?

Last Hussar

Should I paint Chieftains black with green stripes, or green with black stripes?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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d_Guy

Based on the Voynich Manuscript Orcs (or Orks or Orques) are green. This predates Tolkien by at least three hundred years
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Orcs

Quote from: Raider4 on 18 October 2024, 02:13:43 PMI don't see this thread heading in a healthy direction on it's current trajectory. Maybe we should stop now?


Historically correct is from the writings of his Holiness J.R.R Tolkien. Anything else is Heresy :)

And we are only having a banter on the colour of of Orcs..... unless anyone has ever seen one (when they were sober)   
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Last Hussar

Being drunk is the best way to see you.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Big Insect

Quote from: d_Guy on 18 October 2024, 03:00:25 PMBased on the Voynich Manuscript Orcs (or Orks or Orques) are green. This predates Tolkien by at least three hundred years

I thought that the Voynich Manuscript proved the existence of Yoda?
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Orcs

Quote from: Big Insect on 18 October 2024, 06:05:50 PMI thought that the Voynich Manuscript proved the existence of Yoda?

You needed proof that Yoda exists? I thought that was a given. :)
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d_Guy

Quote from: Big Insect on 18 October 2024, 06:05:50 PMI thought that the Voynich Manuscript proved the existence of Yoda?
I haven't read that far yet.
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

FierceKitty

Quote from: Orcs on 18 October 2024, 11:16:00 PMYou needed proof that Yoda exists? I thought that was a given. :)

Corrected:  Proof you needed that Yoda exists? A given I though that was.

(Nine hundred years old, and can't handle basic word order?)
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Orcs

Quote from: FierceKitty on 19 October 2024, 03:13:36 AMCorrected:  Proof you needed that Yoda exists? A given I though that was.

(Nine hundred years old, and can't handle basic word order?)

 ;D  ;D  ;D
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Leon

19 October 2024, 11:43:11 PM #4775 Last Edit: 19 October 2024, 11:53:32 PM by Leon
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Starting to feel human again after picking up a virus at the Partizan show and having to spend 4 days in bed this week.  Not ideal with the amount of jobs needing to be done at the moment!
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Hope you feel much better really soon, Leon ! :-bd
I'll do this later

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Quote from: Leon on 19 October 2024, 11:54:16 PMStarting to feel human again
Surely that's a downgrade for you?

Get well soon. 

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