Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Dont clear it, rent it to swimmers

[Techno II]

Even a video, with sound.


Go on Phil, give it a go!

Arrange these words into a well known phrase or saying......
Off blank die and.

Mr Narnia was playing such truly awful painful silly sods, I had to ask Von to call an ambulance, earlier.
Four to seven hours wait..(apparently)...Von started driving us over..
Do I really want to go to casualty, at this time ?......Not on your life.
I just kept pushing at the lump.....and FINALLY after around five hours.....the cricket ball sized bastard went back.

Better than anything you could imagine.

I hope I'll sleep for 36 hours.

P

[fred.]

Not good Phil 

Hope it behaves and you can get some rest

[mmcv]

Sounds like you've had your own Halloween horror Phil!

No U.S imported Trick or Treat' and Pumpkin rubbish and annoyance! That came in in the 70s with U.S TV.

Technically trick or treating is reimported... Comes from an old Scottish and Irish tradition known as guising. Though the kids are supposed to show off some skill or talent in exchange for the treats.

The whole pumpkin thing as well is just because there were no Turnips/Swedes in the Americas, though have to say the smell given off by a candle in a pumpkin isn't quite as bad as a candle in a turnip smells!

I remember as a kid Halloween seemed to involve a lot of apples at my grandparents. Bobbing for apples, apple on a string from the doorframe (you had to bite it without using your hands and without breaking your teeth) and an apple pie with money in it. Toffee apples too. It's any wonder I made it through with my teeth intact.

[Orcs]

Arrange these words into a well known phrase or saying......
Off blank die and.

Mr Narnia was playing such truly awful painful silly sods, I had to ask Von to call an ambulance, earlier.
Four to seven hours wait..(apparently)...Von started driving us over..
Do I really want to go to casualty, at this time ?......Not on your life.
I just kept pushing at the lump.....and FINALLY after around five hours.....the cricket ball sized bastard went back.

Better than anything you could imagine.

I hope I'll sleep for 36 hours.

P

That sounds incredibly painful Phil, Its making me wince just reading it. Hope your ok now

[jimduncanuk]

Arrange these words into a well known phrase or saying......
Off blank die and.

Mr Narnia was playing such truly awful painful silly sods, I had to ask Von to call an ambulance, earlier.
Four to seven hours wait..(apparently)...Von started driving us over..
Do I really want to go to casualty, at this time ?......Not on your life.
I just kept pushing at the lump.....and FINALLY after around five hours.....the cricket ball sized bastard went back.

Better than anything you could imagine.

I hope I'll sleep for 36 hours.

P

I had one of those once and some kind medics made it worse before making it better with one of those mesh things.

I've done a 24 hour sleep once, just after my cancer surgery, the opiates helped.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Hope is all OK Phil

[Techno II]

That sounds incredibly painful Phil, Its making me wince just reading it. Hope your ok now

Thanks, all.

DID get a half decent night's.....Just feel a rather washed out and 'sore' at the mo'.

I was just so relieved when I didn't need to go to A&E.

If it was going to be a four & seven hours wait for an ambulance...what must it be like in casualty itself ? Poor NHS staff !

Cheers - Phil.

[Westmarcher]

Hope you're happily sound asleep as I write. All the best.

[Techno II]

Davy.....How can I read this, if I'm asleep ?

Thanks, Matey !

(I'll probably have a ridiculously early night, again, tonight...Feeling a lot more 'chipper'...Just a wee bit tired....But not too bad, at all, now. )

Cheers - Phil. 

[paulr]

Good to hear you are on the mend Techno

[Techno II]

Thanks, Paul !

Cheers - Phil.

[Techno II]

I mean...typical !

You try and do your bit to help the planet by recycling.....and you get bitten on the finger !

(By a sodding tin lid hiding under the soap suds !....Sharper than some of my scalpels !  )

Cheers - Phil. 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

You know you shouldna play with sharp implements Phil. Hope it's not too bad.

[Techno II]

No...Thanks for asking, Ian.

It's just about knitted together already.
It just meant that I left a few bloody fingerprints around the kitchen, until I got a plaster on it !!

(Didn't half 'sting' when I did it.  )

Cheers - Phil.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Good stuff, hope you washed it out thourghly

[Techno II]

Oh, Yes.....

See if you can find the other two mishaps I had this afternoon.

Cheers - Phil.

[Heedless Horseman]

Good stuff, hope you washed it out thourghly

'Packaging from foodstuffs should be presented for recycling, without organic matter residues present.'

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

His DNA and fingerprints must be everywhere... hold on, he lives there.

[Steve J]

I was doing the weekly shop in ASDA this morning when over the tannoy came the advert for 'extra special vegan beef wellington'. I thought I'd misheard it but then it was soon repeated... .