The secret of enjoying a good wine.

[Orcs]

I can tell where wine comes from.  It's on the carrier bag. 

Its not where it comes from, I want to know where goes. I buy 6 bottle of wine. Spend a week on nights and there are only two left.  Yet my other half insists she only had a glass or two !!!!!!

[Last Hussar]

Have you asked the bloke two doors down?

[Orcs]

Have you asked the bloke two doors down?

I never touched his wine - I took my own.

[Techno]

Is the wife topping up the goldfish bowl with the wine rather than water.
Check for this, by watching if the goldfish bumps into the sides of the bowl more frequently nowadays.
Cheers - Phil.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Would a thought that the pink colour was more o a give away.

IanS

[Last Hussar]

I never touched his wine - I took my own.

He may not have your manners and good breeding!

[Techno]

Would a thought that the pink colour was more o a give away.
IanS

Eh ?....What ?....Are we talking about hefferlumps or goldfish Ian ?
Cheers - Phil.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

The only hefferlumps i seen is brown. Mind you all the wild ones which used to live round here wuz stolen by de welsh.

IanS