Rodeo Sex

[Ferb]

Just had to post this, made me laugh out loud!

[sebigboss79]

My wife does not have a sister 

[petercooman]

Replace 'sister' by 'best friend' 

[sebigboss79]

Well...rather my best female friend. 

But what if said wife replies "so does your hand and XXX"  

[petercooman]

Then you have automatically won, as you are in a position to throw her off instantly 

[sebigboss79]

You dare!!!! 

[Orcs]

Trouble is if you do get thrown -  your in danger of loosing your tackle before you can explain the joke 

[Hertsblue]

You've never seen her sister. Ugh! 

[Steve J]

 

[mijalo]

If your wife doesn't have a sister you could say mother instead