The Other Rabbit Joke

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 Little Fluffy Bunnikins, one night, popping his head out of the borrow for the first time, notices two hedgehogs on the hard shoulder of the motorway. Mummy bunny had warned him about how dangerous it was, but being the curious sort the bounded over to have a look...
"What you doing?" Fluffy Bunnikins asked.
"Get lost big ears!" Growled one of the hedgehogs.
"Nah common Spike, he can watch!" Muttered the other hedgehog.
"OH! All right then! Stay here big ears!" Spike muttered; then he turned his back on the pair, scuttling out to the outside edge of the hard shoulder. Fluffy Bunnikins looked down the road, and noticed a pair of headlights. Spike scuttled forwards, into the middle of the lane, and turned to face the oncoming vehicle!
"Oh my..." Exclaimed Fluffy Bunnikins.
NEEEEEEYOW!

Spike turned and walked back, chest puffed up with pride.
"WOW! That was amazing!" Our long eared hero exclaimed.
"That's nothing!" The other hedgehog said, and out he scuttled. Out into the hard shoulder, into the first lane, into the middle lane, when a HUGE pantechnicon came thundering towards him....

NEEEEYOWNEYOWNEYOWNEOWneyowneyow... ow... ow... ow!

Back he came, even more full of himself.
"That is AMAZING! How do you do that?" Bunnikins said in awe.
Spike looked at him, aghast!
"You're a RABBIT! You'll bottle it!"
"Nah, it's easy, just line yourself up right in the middle of the headlight, right in the middle. Nothing can go wrong if you do that" The kinder Hedgehog said.
So, out Fluffy Bunnikins bounded, into the hard shoulder, onto lane one. No cars. So Fluffy Bunnikins bounced cautiously into the second lane...
Empty.
You have never seen an emptier motorway in your life.
Deserted!
"Well, I can prove I'm better than any hedgehog!" So, out into the fast lane our hero nervously stepped.
Still, nothing...
In the distance, a pair of light appear.
"This is it!" Thought our hero.
Closer, closer, closer came the lights. Left, right, little left adjusted the Bunny, trying to get right in the middle. Closer. Closercloser!
Up on his back legs, Fluffy Bunnikins faced his foe, paws held defiently in front of him. "Commonthen!"
Closerclosercloser...
NEEEEEYOWWWWWW....
SPLAT!

"You know Spike, not often you see a Reliant Robin in the fast lane."

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