One night at a pub......

[Chad]

I was in a pub the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar.
 
 
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?"
 
One of them screeched, "It's WALES , you bloody idiot!"
 
 
So I apologized and replied,
 
 
"I am so sorry.  Are you three whales from Scotland ?"
 
 
And...that's the last thing I remember....

[sebigboss79]

 

[Techno]

 

SO bad it's great !!
Cheers - Phil.

[HPFlashman]

 

Splendid stuff, on the joke repertoire it goes...

[nikharwood]

 

[Orcs]

 

[Tommy Atkins]