Brazilian student sells virginity for $780,000

[Vulpine]

If your wife sees this I thnk you may find certain parts of your anaotmy nailed to the nearest door, with you entire figure collection shoved "where the sun don't shine"

I dont have those parts of my anatomy any more, I told you, I'm married. As for the model idea, that's probably the best ill of had since the honey moon. 

I once pimped her out for an evening and she came back with £30 worth of 20p's. I asked her who gave her all those 20 pence's and she replied,  "All of them did!"