What are the French doing?

Started by Vulpine, 12 January 2013, 06:52:02 PM

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Quote from: barbarian on 16 January 2013, 10:24:00 AM
By the way you left Dunkerque in 1940, you shouldn't brag that much on French people.  >:(

(Just tired about hearing griefing about French surrendering, only coming from British and American people...)
Well said, that man! Funny how they always remember getting an empire, never that they couldn't keep it.
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Hertsblue

Quote from: barbarian on 16 January 2013, 10:24:00 AM
By the way you left Dunkerque in 1940, you shouldn't brag that much on French people.  >:(


Only after France collapsed.

Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 January 2013, 11:06:12 AM
Well said, that man! Funny how they always remember getting an empire, never that they couldn't keep it.

I don't recall France ever being part of our empire.  :-\
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sebigboss79

If I remember correctly said Empire surrendered to some rebel rabble and Elite French ground and Naval Formations in Lexington, USA.

Now what is more humilating.  :-\

I hope this thread can go btt. Sad it needs a GERMAN to tell you both suck armywise....  :P

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barbarian

When you read Wikipedia in various languages, this is quite shocking how the same event is presented by different countries.
Battle of Dunkirk and Bataille of Dunkerque doesn't quite present the same reading of the battle.

I first noticed the differences on the articles about the Battle of Fornovo. (Italian wars)
French says : French victory. Italian version says : uncertain results.

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Quote from: barbarian on 16 January 2013, 10:24:00 AM
By the way you left Dunkerque in 1940, you shouldn't brag that much on French people.  >:(

(Just tired about hearing griefing about French surrendering, only coming from British and American people...)

Ouch !! :) :)

You are right Barbarian, an awful lot of the French army left with us and fought on bravely from the UK.  And unlike our American allies at least the French army was on time for the start and not two years late!!! AGAIN :)
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Quote from: Hertsblue on 16 January 2013, 11:20:53 AM
Only after France collapsed.

I don't recall France ever being part of our empire.  :-\

;D ;D ;D
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Quote from: sebigboss79 on 16 January 2013, 11:55:17 AM

I hope this thread can go btt. Sad it needs a GERMAN to tell you both suck armywise....  :P

While I accept that the German army was well equiped, well motivated and brave in both world wars - you still lost.  So I don't think you can say we suck.

In fact I don't think its fair to say any army sucked. The vast majority of individuals involved were brave and resiliant who took on much danger and hardship for their respective countries. The ideologies of thier governments with hindsight may have been wrong, but that does not detract from the bravery of those who served

I will end this with a quote from one of Germanys Air Aces

"I should like an outfit of Spitfires for my squadron."  Adolf Galland
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Luddite

16 January 2013, 01:53:49 PM #32 Last Edit: 16 January 2013, 02:16:01 PM by Luddite
You see, this is why the EU is a bad idea... ;D

Quote from: Just a Few OrcsWhile I accept that the German army was well equiped, well motivated and brave in both world wars - you still lost.

Well...yes...but they did take over most of Europe and then proceed to fight The British Empire, the USA, and Russia* to a standstill for the better part of 5 years.  Credit where it's due old chap.

After the Nazis kicked off i'd say the medals table for  'stopping their little game' goes like this:

GOLD

Russia.  They took the winner's rostrum hands out really.  Early setbacks and problems overcame in the second half where they totally outclassed, outproduced, and outfought the Germans.

SILVER

Britain.  Held up the Germans long enough to get a British and French army off the beaches at Dunkirk.  Gave Jerry six of the best in North Africa and the Middle East.  Kept the Bulldog Spirit going until the Yanks woke up. 

BRONZE**

USA.  Taken completely by surprise at Pearl Harbour two years into a global war.  Amateurs.  Still they had a lot of factories and a lot of men and finally managed to sort themselves out enough to put in an appearance at the end of the second half...just as Ivan was turning the tide on the Eastern Front.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

France & Poland

They had a go bless 'em, but folded early and headed for the showers.  In fact most of their army came over the Britain to carry on the fight.  It took a while but we got there in the end.




*Ultimately we owe a debt to the Russians for defeating the dark forces of fascism; they beat the Wermacht.  And they suffered for it too.  Out of every three dead in WWII one was Russian.

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Vulpine

Lud, don't forget Finland.

But what I will point out is all our faults and bonus's,

French, Nepolion was a fine leader, as far as giving up, I don't think it counts, the Germans hudwinked them. And before any one says, "they didn't notice a gap in the wall!" Sorry but they could t build that wall across Belgium. Really France lost to German in WW2 due to the fact that the Germans "cheated" your involed with the support of ex colony's, such as Namm and evidently Africa, that's good of you.

Germans, Very fine force, very disaplined and trained troops and officers, top airforce, top tanks. Butt... Before you start. WW1 WW2 Allies 2 Germany 0... Now, just as they have the cash, they bully the rest of Europe. I'm talking mainly of Spain "if you do as your told we will bail you out" WTF?

America, I suppose I better just agree with you as your the Boss around here yeah? Well not if I was incharge. I'll also point out that early 1900s you had made plans to invade Canada (British) and Britan and your own people told you that it wouldn't end well for you. As far as the war for independence, America didn't win, reason, at the time up until independence all your guys were born of the British empire. However, you have changed since then, your a very proud race and I think that's a very fone thing indeed. Your Tec is top your army is half British (well trained) and half Russian (plenty of you.) . 

Britan, in not missing ourselves, fine army indeed, however at no way have we been the good guys, the British empire was built on genaside, slaves, unfair wars and such.
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sebigboss79

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 16 January 2013, 01:05:02 PM
While I accept that the German army was well equiped, well motivated and brave in both world wars - you still lost.  So I don't think you can say we suck.

In fact I don't think its fair to say any army sucked. The vast majority of individuals involved were brave and resiliant who took on much danger and hardship for their respective countries. The ideologies of thier governments with hindsight may have been wrong, but that does not detract from the bravery of those who served

I will end this with a quote from one of Germanys Air Aces

"I should like an outfit of Spitfires for my squadron."  Adolf Galland

I beg to differ. May my words seem harsh at times I believe it got a few minds btt instead of opening a France vs UK match. No national resentiments intended buuuuuuuuuuut...

The win and loss of those events is well documented, as is the fact that whenever both winners (France / Britain) stood alone against the said loosers they got their rears kicked quite well don't you think?
I do not recall any war Britain has won without having help from someone and be it (GERMAN) mercenaries .   :-\
Let's not count unarmed African tribe warriors. Even in the Falklands the French provided intelligence and ECM against those Exocet missiles.

What I really like about your post is the slight hint that many of those chaps dd not necessarily endorse what their respective governments did. Being personally envolved I would like to thank you. My granddad had a training in electrics and could not find a job untill the German Luftwaffe hired him. Just by chance he "missed" Stalingrad whereas my great granddad did not survive the impact of a massive Soviet artillery strike in the house where he was hiding in Ukraine.


Vulpine

16 January 2013, 04:14:41 PM #36 Last Edit: 16 January 2013, 04:18:16 PM by Vulpine
The the French intell lead to us winning the Faulklands? I think not.

That was an invashion of British soil and we went over and sorted the invaders out!

Britan beat Napolion in Portugal, Spain and France, with or without allies.

As well as Africa (who do count, just because the Zulus didnt have guns they were numbersome and warlike people), Boar war? We also had India and the middle east and Germany in WW2 in battles that did not include allies. I would go on to say that Britan had Germany without the USA. I suppose we will neaver know but Germany was already starting to faulted due to the fact that they were fighting on two frunts. Although without the US against Japan? Who knows?

Also, Canada, Qubeck ;)

But to underestimate the UK is dumb, since Britan became what is now excepted as 'Britain', it's been a long time since anyone has invaded our island. Unlike Germany and France's boarders that have moved again and again.
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16 January 2013, 04:45:11 PM #38 Last Edit: 16 January 2013, 05:23:04 PM by barbarian
I calmed down...As a pissed of French is an infinite joy to a British.

Cannot understand why only Americans and British use this joke on "us".
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Vulpine

Well as I said above, we all have had defeats and we all have our faults and strengths. I like the French and Germans greatly and if I was in charge of Britain I'd always work hand in hand with both of them.
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