Man down

[Orcs]

Well, for the 3rd year running, Santa was kind enough to bring me a virus, so I am just starting my 5th day in bed, with no end in sight.  Apologies to anyone who has sent an email/order since Boxing Day, I'll be getting on to them as soon as i'm able to.

Old Eskimo Shaman cure for cold/flu is to take a virgin to bed ( Not for hanky panky) but so her purity will help make your body pure and free from illness.

Trouble is living in Middlesbrough you arn't likely to find one 

Get Well Leon.

[Orcs]

Get well soon Leon - you might find a touch of night nurse helps 

Well Nik, as you suggested it  I think the challenge is for you to find some suitable Top Totty Night Nurses. help Leon fel better.

Or do we all have a wip round for a suitable Nurses Outfit for Mrs Leon to wear 

[nikharwood]

Gentlemen, it would appear that you have misconstrued my intent....

Get well soon Leon - you might find a touch of night nurse helps  

...is very different from:

Get well soon Leon - you might find a touch of a night nurse helps...

[Techno]

I note, with sadness, that a thread that started out wishing our esteemed leader a speedy recovery....and was full of sympathy, has now descended to smutty innyooendo inyorend..oh....erm...stuff ! 

Cheers - Phil.

[goat major]

Gentlemen, it would appear that you have misconstrued my intent....
...is very different from:

Get well soon Leon - you mind a touch of a night nurse helps...

This is what you meant I think

[capthugeca]

I note, with sadness, that a thread that started out wishing our esteemed leader a speedy recovery....and was full of sympathy, has now descended to smutty innyooendo inyorend..oh....erm...stuff ! 

Personally I find it quite heartening that even when responding to such troubling events, we never allow our compassion to raise the level of our minds above gutter-level. 

[Techno]

 

Cheers - Phil.

[seano1815]

Get well soon soon Leon i know how bad man flu can be

[nikharwood]

I defy any red-blooded heterosexual male to not feel better after a visit from this one:

[nikharwood]

Or this one - even better as she's bringing beer 

[Chad]

Not likely to lower his temperature, Nik.

[nikharwood]

Not likely to lower his temperature, Nik.

This is true...and Leon doesn't drink beer...so maybe I'll have it for him 

[Vulpine]

This is true...and Leon doesn't drink beer...so maybe I'll have it for him 

And Leon wouldn't brake his marriage vows so ill have her for him!


... Wait up... I'm married! Pants

[Leon]

Well after an emergency doctor call out at 5am this morning, I've now got a course of antibiotics to get me back on my feet.  Hopefully they do the trick, cos I've lost over a week's worth of work now, and there's going to be a fair old pile up when I get back down the unit!

[nikharwood]

Good stuff - glad you're on the mend...just make sure that you don't overdo it when you get back - don't want you to relapse 

[Hertsblue]

Yeah, it takes more than a few hours to get over something like that. And remember, the graveyards are full of indispensable men (thought that would cheer you up!) 

[Steve J]

Glad to hear the you are (hopefully) on the mend.

[Orcs]

Not likely to lower his temperature, Nik.

No But I am a firm believer in sweating a fever out - I'm sure the nurses in questio could get anyone quite sweaty.

[Orcs]

And Leon wouldn't brake his marriage vows so ill have her for him!


... Wait up... I'm married! Pants

Well I'm not so pleaes pass them all my way and I'll have them saving you all the temptation and costly divorces 

I am really generous like that!

[Nick the Lemming]

Hope you're feeling better Leon! Pretty much my entire family on both sides in England has come down with either flu or norovirus this christmas. Makes me glad I'm in Canada...