'A Game of Four Tailors'

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

No you're not! 

[Techno]

The temptation is to write, "Yes I am."
(I can't be bothered though. )
Cheers - Phil.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Oh no your not! 

[Techno]

I'll let you have the last word Lemmey.
Cheers - Phil.

[Hertsblue]

You do realise that a "brigadier" in the French cavalry was actually a corporal? I've been looking for a transfer to the Luxembourg navy ever since I found out.   

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

I once met the Swiss Admiral of the fleet, lovely chap, got to run three speed boats on anti-smuggling operations!

[Hertsblue]

What were they smuggling - fondue sets, alpenhorns, cuckoo clocks? 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Tobleron 

Ian S

[petercooman]

Maybe they were smuggling the holes out of their cheese?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Anyone know a good tailor in the Leighton Buzzard area, my work trousers have developed an unfortunate hole!   

[Techno]

Just a single hole Will ?
The jeans I've got on today have more than half a dozen.
Teach me to be a tad more careful  with battery acid.
Cheers - Phil.

[Hertsblue]

What you drink is your own affair, Phil. 

[Techno]