What does a 2 year old want for Xmas?

Started by Leon, 23 December 2012, 02:57:13 AM

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Leon

23 December 2012, 02:57:13 AM
Not really a joke, but still a funny story!

My missus was shopping in town today and the kids went in to see Santa while they were there.  When Sam (the 2 year old) was asked by Santa what he wanted for Xmas, he looked at him rather sheepishly, before saying, "A penguin..."  Santa smiled and replied, "OK, is there anything else you'd like as well?"  Sam paused for a second thoughtfully, before looking up, and saying "...Another penguin."

Daft as a brush that kid.

:D
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nikharwood

23 December 2012, 08:28:31 AM #1
 8)



ronan

23 December 2012, 09:18:01 AM #2
 ;D

and may be he'll be wargaming too :

sebigboss79

23 December 2012, 09:37:07 AM #3
 :D

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

23 December 2012, 09:38:27 AM #4
Solve two problems at once,

Penguin Population, and Polar Bear Habitat.....

Import Polar Bears to Antartica....

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Shecky

23 December 2012, 10:49:22 PM #5
My daughter wanted a whistle when she was 2 years old.

Take my advice...
Go with the penguin.   :D

Leon

23 December 2012, 11:25:31 PM #6
Quote from: Shecky on 23 December 2012, 10:49:22 PM
My daughter wanted a whistle when she was 2 years old.

Take my advice...
Go with the penguin.   :D

:D
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Techno

24 December 2012, 06:23:07 AM #7
Cute !  :)
Cheers - Phil.

Vulpine

24 December 2012, 01:29:49 PM #8 Last Edit: 24 December 2012, 01:32:28 PM by Vulpine
When I was 2 I always wanted a Jim'l fix it badge.... Wish I neaver asked now  :'(

David Bowies Labyrinth, or Dark Crystal  or Krull, forget the Penguin, the kids mistaken. 
You're just a pathetic
bunch of tin soldiers,
skulking around the
galaxy in an ancient
spaceship!

Luddite

24 December 2012, 01:42:32 PM #9 Last Edit: 24 December 2012, 01:46:03 PM by Luddite
Penguins are dicks.

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24 December 2012, 03:35:34 PM #10
Sadly no longer with us - RIP (2018)

Orcs

24 December 2012, 08:56:02 PM #11
Looks like you need a new fantasy range - opr add it to Phils list of animals.
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