Two Irish women in a bar

[Orcs]

Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar. After
a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think,
from listening to you, that you're from Ireland ....'

The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'

The first one says, 'So am I! And whereabouts in Ireland
are ya from?'

The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am.'

The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did
you live on in Dublin ?'

The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in
the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'

The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world. So
did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'

The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart
of Mary, of course..'

The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I!
Tell me, what year did you graduate?'The other woman answers, 'Well,
now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'

The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling
down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the
same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of
Mary in 1964 meself!'
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down,
and orders a beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his
head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'

Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are pissed again

[Techno]

Good grief !!

[Leon]

 

[mollinary]

 

[barbarian]

I was expecting a woman speaking to a mirror. 

[Tommy Atkins]

 

[Hertsblue]

Daft but funny.  ;