Brazilian student sells virginity for $780,000

Started by Leon, 25 October 2012, 07:02:57 PM

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Orcs

Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 October 2012, 10:37:55 AM
Hope you pull her nighty down afterwards. :d

You seem to have done this on  a regular basis -  obviouslys Mrs LH does not feel a thing  ;D ;D
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Last Hussar

We're talking about sex.  Why bring the wife into things?
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Orcs

Quote from: Last Hussar on 19 January 2013, 06:41:21 PM
We're talking about sex.  Why bring the wife into things?

True - what she doesn't know , Or Feel doen't hurt her   ;D

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sebigboss79

Quote from: Leon on 20 January 2013, 03:45:58 PM
Well the 'transaction' hasn't been completed just yet, but she's now posing for Brazilian Playboy: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/26/catarina-migliorini-playboy_n_2339665.html#slide=more259179


:-&

No offense but she would have to pay ME for the "action" and I would insist on lights off and massive assistance from Halle Berry or similar...

Hertsblue

There's no such thing as bad publicity - nudge, nudge, wink, wink.  ;)
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Vulpine

21 January 2013, 10:59:22 PM #27 Last Edit: 21 January 2013, 11:26:22 PM by Vulpine
Oh man! My bid was $775,000... God damn it Natsu, putting a last bid on eBay is a cheap trick!

NAATSUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sebigboss79

Quote from: Vulpine on 21 January 2013, 10:59:22 PM
Oh man! My bid was $775,000... God damn it Natsu, putting a last bid on eBay is a cheap trick!

NAATSUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In that case I recomend visiting your optician....or changing it.  ;D

Orcs

Quote from: sebigboss79 on 22 January 2013, 09:57:38 AM
In that case I recomend visiting your optician....or changing it.  ;D

I agree - she is hardly Top Totty Material
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

nikharwood

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 22 January 2013, 03:22:32 PM
I agree - she is hardly Top Totty Material

Agreed...she's kind-of ok in this one though:


:) :d :)

FierceKitty

Who would presume to disagree with Nik on this subject? It would be like correcting Beethoven's orchestration.
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Orcs

Quote from: nikharwood on 22 January 2013, 11:38:40 PM
Agreed...she's kind-of ok in this one though:


:) :d :)

So your avocating she is ok if you can't see her face?? So its a case of "you don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire" :d :d

OR  Mr Natsu would you like a paper bag for the young lady? ;D ;D
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Sandinista

She's probably a lot better than most gamers will ever have  :d

nikharwood

23 January 2013, 06:54:39 PM #34 Last Edit: 23 January 2013, 06:57:53 PM by nikharwood
Quote from: FierceKitty on 23 January 2013, 02:42:13 AM
Who would presume to disagree with Nik on this subject? It would be like correcting Beethoven's orchestration.

:-j  :-[  ;)

Quote from: Sandinista on 23 January 2013, 06:47:44 PM
She's probably a lot better than most gamers will ever have  :d

You speak for yourself mate  ;) ;D

She's alright, but her face just looks a bit, I dunno, squashed?

sebigboss79

Quote from: nikharwood on 23 January 2013, 06:54:39 PM
:-j  :-[  ;)

You speak for yourself mate  ;) ;D

She's alright, but her face just looks a bit, I dunno, squashed?

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Hertsblue

Beauty, they say, is in the eye of the beholder. So perhaps she's considered beautiful in Brazil - or in wherever Mr Natsu comes from?
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barbarian

She is not beautiful in Brasil.

I hardly can believe she would for a Japanese...
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Vulpine

You're just a pathetic
bunch of tin soldiers,
skulking around the
galaxy in an ancient
spaceship!

petercooman

Now this all depends on the age of Mr Natsu. For all we know he's as blind as mole already  ;D