Forum barfight

[fsn]

Aw! Hussar!

You're so cute when you're angry!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

*bar stool applied soft end first to fsn*
Stop it, or next time it will be legs first!

[fsn]

*ow!*

Point taken.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

No, that's next time! 

[FierceKitty]

Now, as I've said before, in my mind, all you other forum members are attractive young ladies in bikinis.

May I therefore introduce copious amounts of baby oil to the proceedings?

All except Fierce Kitty, who is Grumpy Cat.

Happy to be, but a Siamese, please.

[Hertsblue]

Who's this barstool you keep applying to?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

What, this one?
*twack*
If you find something that works, stick to it!

[Hertsblue]

I thought you had a job behind the bar?

Ow, ow, ow! 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I can reach a long way!
Now put down the fire extinguisher before...
*Clung!*
Ohhh stars!
*Thunk!*

[Hertsblue]

Fires aren't the only thing I can put out. 

[Techno]

Did you slip on the bananananana skin Will, or did Ray biff you on the head with the fire extinguisher.
Cheers - Phil.

[fsn]

I say! Which one of you ruffians spilled my lime cordial?

[Fenton]

I say! Which one of you ruffians spilled my lime cordial?

There not ruffians I think you'll find there blaggards

[Ithoriel]

There not ruffians I think you'll find there blaggards

"They're" not "There", sirrah! Don't you know the Queen's English?

Bouncer, you boy, throw this riff-raff out! 

[Techno]

I say! Which one of you ruffians spilled my lime cordial?

I think you'll find that's a half pint of Creme de Menthe topped up with tonic water fsn.
Cheers - Phil.

[Fenton]

That's ne'er-do-well to you Sir

And I was speaking in ye olde Elizabethan English not this modern grammar rubbish

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Medic...

[fsn]

Last time I was here my drink was spiked. I went home feeling very giddy and found myself acting quite improperly. Are any of you chaps here thinking of doing it again?

No?

Good job I brought my own.  

<launches overripe pear at the back of Hertsblue's head, then points at Fenton in a "he did it" attitude>

[Fenton]

Last time I was here my drink was spiked. I went home feeling very giddy and found myself acting quite improperly. Are any of you chaps here thinking of doing it again?

No?

Good job I brought my own.  

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didnt you see the big nail in it?

[fsn]

Yes. it was false and red. I assumed it was the barmaid's.